Sir I'm Urinating.....

[Sheldonrs]

If it happens again, tell them they can either piss off or get pissed on.

[KMMCurly]

I'm sorry but that was just so funny. I can't stop giggling.

C'mon! I'm girl and even I know the guy toilet rules! Eyes front and once 'things' meet the air all talking ceases.

[MiddleofNowhere]

Whis is why I always use the private employees only bathroom in the basement.

Takes me a couple more minutes to get there, but well worth it.

[Broomjockey]

Ugh, dude just wasn't raised right. I mean, that guy rule is so ingrained, I've literally been carrying on a conversation with someone, we duck in to the washroom to take a leak, neither of us says a word, then the instant we're out the door, we pick up the conversation where we left off. Even if the washroom's empty.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That video about killed me.

Maybe you should have said, very LOUDLY, "Dude...are you staring at my junk?"

"Hey! Don't contrast and compare!"

/Dana Carvey

[RestaurantDude]

...

Personally, i'd have just pee'd on him. Seriously.

[Retail_Monkey]

The guy was a little off if you know what i mean

He wasn't dumb or retarded, just something about him screamed mouthbreather.

[SG15Z]

That video about killed me.

You're welcome. I love it that vid, it's so true!

Ugh, dude just wasn't raised right. I mean, that guy rule is so ingrained, I've literally been carrying on a conversation with someone, we duck in to the washroom to take a leak, neither of us says a word, then the instant we're out the door, we pick up the conversation where we left off. Even if the washroom's empty.

Exactly! As it should be. I hate it when someone tries to talk to me in the bathroom. Dude sh! no talking in here! Those are the rules!

[Zellie Crescent]

I actually had an ex that named his Mr.Happy, when he told me I couldn't stop laughing.

[tropicsgoddess]

Apparently that SC had no concept of personal space. Welcome to the boards, Retail Monkey!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I actually had an ex that named his Mr.Happy, when he told me I couldn't stop laughing.

I once had a co-worker who named his "Champ."

He once wrote "Champ is huge" on one of the restroom stall walls.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Yes! *Turns towards him* go in *that* direction! (as one zips up.) Sorry about the shoes!

[Sheldonrs]

I once had a co-worker who named his "Champ."

He once wrote "Champ is huge" on one of the restroom stall walls.

Hmmmm... I call my ass The Beverly Hills Country Club. It's "members" only.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Hmmmm... I call my ass The Beverly Hills Country Club. It's "members" only.

Only you would think to come up with something like that.

[nhollywood]

Personally, i'd have just pee'd on him. Seriously.

Like in the movie "Wolf" where Jack Nickolson "marks his territory" on James Spader.