where do they come from?

[Peppergirl]

Wow - that is really unbelieveable!

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

In SC/EW speak, "300 yards" is the equivalent to the number of steps I take to get to my mailbox.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Guest: go to hell, fuckwad

"Certainly, madam. I'll be sure to save a spot for you on the beach beside the lake of fire."

[Mike Taylor]

"Certainly, madam. I'll be sure to save a spot for you at the bottom of the lake of fire."

I like my version better.

[tropicsgoddess]

"Certainly, madam. I'll be sure to save a spot for you on the beach beside the lake of fire."

Where do bad folks go when they DIE?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to a lake of fire and fry
See you again till the 4th of July!

Sorry...your quote got me singing Nirvana.

[MsCrankypants]

ACK! Thanks for the earworm, Tropicsgoddess.

[Salesmonkey]

I don't know what the law is in your state, but Rhode Islanders have a civil right to beach access: no one can own a beach; all beaches are public property.

IANAL, but I'm pretty sure that it's a similar law in the Gulf Coast states (Florida, Alabama, etc.) that all beaches are public to anybody and it's illegal to restrict access to a beach. So most hotels, condos, etc. have at least one public walkway to the beach.

Now having glass containers on the beach, that one will get you into a heap of trouble.

[Mordecai]

Where do bad folks go when they DIE?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to a lake of fire and fry
See you again till the 4th of July!

Sorry...your quote got me singing Nirvana.

Well, technically it's by the Meat Puppets. Nirvana performed a cover version.

[JustaCashier]

Well hey lady, you're just lucky the beach was crowded with people, and not racoons!

Mike

[Jester]

I live in a beach town, and the thought of someone behaving like this doesn't even raise an eyebrow in surprise. I figure the only reason I haven't dealt with it directly myself is because I work at a BAR that is nowhere NEAR the beach!

I've seen people bring tents, LARGE coolers, chairs, camp stoves, and an assload of toys. For a second I thought that they were getting ready to besiege Vienna, but then realized SoCal is too far for that,

They very well may have been planning a siege of Vienna. If you doubt it because of something minor like several thousand miles, you are once again vastly underestimating the incredible power of stupidity.

IANAL, but I'm pretty sure that it's a similar law in the Gulf Coast states (Florida, Alabama, etc.) that all beaches are public to anybody...

Definitely not in Florida, where there are tons of private beaches.

[cinema guy]

Oh, BTW, Copernicus called, he said to tell you the world doesn't revolve around you.

I love it. Can I use it in my siggy?

[Whiskey]

Exactly how much did she pay for her beach because I'd swear when you rent a beach house, you only get the house. Not the beach.

[Ree]

"Where do they come from?"

Who the heck knows...but apparently they all have decided to rent from you and targeted you specifically.
Maybe there's a sucky customer grapevine and they all call each other with your number.

oooh....oooh...maybe it's drums or smoke signals that bring 'em to the phones...or flags...or a combination of all...yes, that's it!

[Tito]

It really IS your fault, isn't it, Dave? You knew that she was an EW who would get very pissed off if everyone congregated on the beach where she's staying, and told them to do that, didn't you? Admit it!

[XCashier]

I love it. Can I use it in my siggy?

Certainly, though it's not an original quote (I don't know who said it first).