Most obscene guest ever

[shadow1186]

Little extra background: I recently hired my boyfriends nephew, who's my age, in the cafe area I manage, he's worked about four days now and is working the register. On to the story....

OG- old guy (or osbscene guest lol)
N- nephew

OG- I'd like a senior soda please
N- Sure, no problem.

as "N" is grabbing the soda cup the guy says,

OG- So young man, are you married?
N- uhhhhhhhhhh, no???
OG- Well is she? (pointing to me)
N- uhhhhhhh, no....
OG- Does she have a boyfriend?
N- Yes
OG- Well he's not here right?
N- Not to my knowledge
OG- Well you should hit that... and hard!
N- Well I can't do that
OG- Well why the hell not?
N- Cause I'm related to him....
OG- (without missing a beat) Well it's a nice thought anyways

and he just walks off, not phased at all, and like it ws a totally normal conversation.

I didn't directly see the situation until "N" came back red-faced and told me the whole story, neither one of us were offended and thought it was hilarious, but for that guy to think it was fine and dandy to just say that is totally beyond me.

[mattm04]

I've been asked if I was married before, though never have been suggested to hit someone.

[Soulstealer]

And that's the kind of situation that makes me glad I have an accent. I suddenly sound even more foreign and don't understand english very well.

[South Texan]

OG obviously is from the era when sexism was common and open (rather than practiced in private conversations like today) and women were taught that such a comment was supposed to be taken as a compliment to her.

[Teskeria]

He should have 'misunderstood' and said something (in a very offended manner) along the lines of 'I most certainly will not hit her! I don't abuse women!' With a little luck the SC would be scrambling and stammering to defend himself. (Easy to use the age difference in your defense sometimes)

[Ironclad Alibi]

I misread the title of this thread as "Most obscene quest ever," and it still fit.

[Tiberious]

I've been asked if I was married before, though never have been suggested to hit someone.

Slang term. If you hear "hit that", or "tap dat azz" == mount, shag, bone, yiff, boff, screw, or any other term you can think of.