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I was working in the health and beauty department as usual when I hear a little girl go "Mommy?" This was followed by an angry scream: "I'M OVER HERE!!!!!!" I go take a look and the woman is looking at feminine hygeine products while her daughter slowly approaches, looking rather terrified. Good Lord, settle down, lady. You know, that's the second time I've seen a woman shouting in the feminine hygeine aisle...
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Hormonal much?
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Goodness, I thought That Time made me a raging bitch from hell. Compared to that psycho hose-beast, I'm a meek little lamb.
She should not be subjecting her poor kid to that, though. If she's like that when she's on the rag, I can't imagine it's much better when she's not.
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I guess mommy must've misunderstood when daddy told her to buy a douche.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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So many remarks come to mind, but I learned long ago that PMS comments/jokes do not go over well when told by a male, so I will demonstrate my fine command of language by saying nothing."Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
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Good plan. Just go with the flow.Quoth South Texan View PostThe Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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Lady needs Midol...works like a dream...lol.Comment
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"Don't miss the new thriller movie of the summer.... Tampons of rage! A truly horrifying story involving lots of suspense, cotton, and cheap parfume"I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.
"I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- KhyrasComment
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midol seems too weak; better grab the valium instead.look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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