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  • #1

    New Level of Lazy & French Toast

    Today I had two gems.

    Lazy Ass To the Nth Degree

    Me: "blah blah blah blah"
    Her: "Kin you come out ta my house in the nextest hour and bring what flowers you sell so I'se can pick whats I wants for de funeral (pronounced 'Fune-Rye-Yall')
    Me: 'Ma'am, we don't come out to your house, you have to order over the phone or online.
    Her: "ya'll gots to come outs to de house, the funeral mad did


    Do I Really Look Like IHOP?

    Me: Ma'am what would you like to order?
    Confused: French Toast
    Me:
    Confused: Oh, and I wants to add a Grand Slam Breakfast with scrambled eggs.
    Me: Ma'am you've called a florist, we're not Dennys
    Confused: You don't got no French Toast?

    Now how in the hell can you listen to our lengthy pre recorded marketing spiel and my greeting and stating of the company name and asking you what occasion you were ordering flowers for and actually think you were connected to Dennys with the French Toast and Grand Slam? Just how stupid do you have to be?
    "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh
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  • #2
    My brain is broken now, thanks.
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    • #3
      Now I feel like calling up Denny's to see if they have a nice arrangement of carnations and baby's breath...
      "What did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"
      -Eric Foreman That 70's Show

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      • #4
        It would have taken me forever to interpret "Funeral mad did"


        My first guess was it had something to do with someone who died.


        Also, you can order Denny's by phone? Why?
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        • #5
          Getting calls from Nunavut, now?

          Mike
          Meow.........

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          • #6
            doo~doo~doo "Most folk'll never lose a toe, / and then again, some folk'll, / Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokeeeeeel..."
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            • #7
              Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post

              Also, you can order Denny's by phone? Why?
              Our Denny's offers To Go orders. I guess you can call ahead and pick it up.

              Well, the last time I was there, you could create your own Grand Slam:

              "Yes, I'll have the pancakes, bacon, roses, and lilies, please."

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              • #8
                Broke the brain

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                • #9
                  My son was standing behind my desk during the French Toast episode. He was dying laughing at the look on my face when I sputtered out we don't carry French Toast.

                  My bad, I meant 'funeral man' not 'mad' I think she was referring to the mortuary guy.
                  "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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                  • #10
                    Quoth calulu View Post
                    My bad, I meant 'funeral man' not 'mad' I think she was referring to the mortuary guy.
                    I caught that too, but thought nothing off it. I thought maybe that was the way she pronounced it.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth EricKei View Post
                      doo~doo~doo "Most folk'll never lose a toe, / and then again, some folk'll, / Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokeeeeeel..."
                      It amazes me how The Simpsons always seem to have quote to fit any occassion
                      "When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
                      "We don't have a gold plated toilet"
                      "Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"

                      -Jasper Fforde

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