How To: Register As A Sex Offender

[wagegoth]

Or just quote a line from a movie (can't for the life of me remember what movie) "Hey, it looks like a penis, only smaller".

My favorite line is from a movie, "Wow, that's the *big pause* oldest penis I've ever seen."

[Chazzie]

I was about to say I'd probably scream, but then I remembered that I'm used to looking at the male organ due to figure drawing class..
Which means I would give him a blank look and go "Uh... 'kay?"

[El Pollo Guerrera]

As I always say, I think I would've busted out laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that small, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"Laughter is the best prophylactic..."

*points and laughs*

- Robin Williams (from his stand-up years)

[bean]

"Oh I'm sorry sir, crab treatments are generally prescription only. Perhaps you should go talk to our pharmacists and see if they can recommend something?"

[Mr Hero]

At least it had a good ending.

You mean a happy ending?

[DeltaSierra]

Poor girl. Hope she's alright.

That actually happened to me when I was 16 years old. I was in Vancouver with some friends and we were approached by an old guy who opened up his coat and wasn't wearing anything. I was horrified, my 2 friends (who lived in the city, I grew up in the sticks and was just visiting for the summer) weren't even fazed. Samantha just looked at the guy and yelled out "Where's the REST of it?" while her sister laughed and I just stood there in shock LOL!

[Soulstealer]

I tend to hope that the cops get extra rough with these people. Is that wrong of me?

This sort of thing would traumatize me for a while... that poor cashier! D:

I tend to want to cheer the cops on for that sort of thing.

[Draginhikari]

Moron, what exactly did he think was going to happen?

[smileyeagle1021]

* Ok I know how that sounds ( I typed it then read it. lol) I mean I've seen pictures and a couple of accidental flashes. *shudders*

oh me too, seen a lot of pictures, a couple accidental flashes, and a couple of not accidental but not intended by the flasher flashes

maybe I shouldn't have included that last part

[Darkwish]

As I always say, I think I would've busted out laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that small, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

Even better is saying: "What? You want to compare sizes?" (works especially well when said by a female)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

As I always say, I think I would've busted out laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that small, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"Is that ALL you've got? I can order bigger online through A&E."

Bonus points for having a deadpan expression while making such comment.

[XCashier]

7. Be full body slammed by cops to ground about 2 minutes later when cashier identifies you as the person who exposed self.

I'm glad the cops were there. Scumbag deserved that, and more!

Hope the cashier is okay.

[Misanthropical]

You know, I find nothing as amusing as seeing the police slam someone face first in the pavement.

[thegiraffe]

Was the cashier a minor?

[Becks]

Poor cashier (and anyone else he's ever done that to)!!