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First, the homeless poop everywhere around and in the library. There is this emergency stairwell that leads from the garage to the plaza. At night, when we are closed, the homeless poop, piss, barf etc in this stairwell. The maintenance people are not happy.
Then recently this guy walks in to the mens bathroom while the cleaning person was cleaning it. She put the sign out "temporarily closed for cleaning"; she told him she was cleaning. So he poops in the sink.
This story happened two weeks ago on the day I had a bunch of sucky people bother me. I was traumatized by that day, though less traumatized by what I am going to relate.
The German Consulate wants to bring a display of photos from Afganastan taken by a German photographer. This display was in NY. So one of the administrators drives down to show them around. The administrator shows the Germans the art gallery area. Then he starts to show the world language center. There is a large window by the world language center. Right outside a homeless man starts to squat. The admin. tells me latter that he starts to think "ok, he is not doing what I think he is doing. Oh no, he is!" The homeless guy made a bowl out of a newspaper and is going to poop in it. Right next to the huge ass-window. Because there's a hedge outside between the street and the window and he doesn't want anyone on the street to see him shitting. *sigh*
So the admin gets the cop that is inside the library to take care of the guy. The admin doesn't tell me what the Germans thought, though he did say, "When I read reports from Central about human poop on the plaza, I thought it couldn't be right, it must be a dog or something. I guess people do defecate on the plaza." I tried so hard not to laugh in his face and call him a fucktard.
The German Consulate is still going to have the display at the library.
And of course I thought about the South Park movie; I was going to call this thread "I did not come to the library to see a scheisse movie!"
Then recently this guy walks in to the mens bathroom while the cleaning person was cleaning it. She put the sign out "temporarily closed for cleaning"; she told him she was cleaning. So he poops in the sink.
This story happened two weeks ago on the day I had a bunch of sucky people bother me. I was traumatized by that day, though less traumatized by what I am going to relate.
The German Consulate wants to bring a display of photos from Afganastan taken by a German photographer. This display was in NY. So one of the administrators drives down to show them around. The administrator shows the Germans the art gallery area. Then he starts to show the world language center. There is a large window by the world language center. Right outside a homeless man starts to squat. The admin. tells me latter that he starts to think "ok, he is not doing what I think he is doing. Oh no, he is!" The homeless guy made a bowl out of a newspaper and is going to poop in it. Right next to the huge ass-window. Because there's a hedge outside between the street and the window and he doesn't want anyone on the street to see him shitting. *sigh*
So the admin gets the cop that is inside the library to take care of the guy. The admin doesn't tell me what the Germans thought, though he did say, "When I read reports from Central about human poop on the plaza, I thought it couldn't be right, it must be a dog or something. I guess people do defecate on the plaza." I tried so hard not to laugh in his face and call him a fucktard.
The German Consulate is still going to have the display at the library.
And of course I thought about the South Park movie; I was going to call this thread "I did not come to the library to see a scheisse movie!"
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