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OK, the title is a little misleading 
It is Saturday afternoon, and it is quite busy. There is just me and one co-worker serving on the bar. I was serving a very snobby, irritating lady a double vodka and lemonade.
Me: There you go, that will be £x.xx please.
SC: *basically throws the money at me* And a short straw please.
Me: All our straws are just in that holder there.
SC: Yes, but I can't possibly use one of those straws! They are too big! Get me a short straw!
Me: Those are all the straws we have. Sorry.
SC: Well...cut one in half for me!
Me: I don't have any scissors behind the bar. They were in the office, and I wasn't running to get them for this bitch
SC: Use a knife!
Me: I don't have a knife.
SC: Liar! Then explain to me how you cut the fruit you put in your drinks!
Me: They are cut in the kitchen...where the knives and choppiing boards live.
SC: Then I guess you are just going to have to walk to the kitchen and cut a straw in half for me!
Me: No! In case you haven't noticed, you are not the only customer at this bar, I have people who have been waiting because of you.
SC: Well I never! Am I being unreasonable here? What is so unreasonable about wanting a straw so I can enjoy my drink?!?
Me: I'll bite it in half for you if you want.
SC: What?!?
Me: If you want a short straw so bad, cut it in half yourself. I don't care how.
SC: *turns to walk away* You need to calm down!
Me: And you need to grow up!
SC:
It's getting ridiculous at work now. I am dealing with ALL the complaints, mainly because my co-workers know I am leaving and am therefore "untouchable" and can say what I want.
Gotta admit, it feels good though
It is Saturday afternoon, and it is quite busy. There is just me and one co-worker serving on the bar. I was serving a very snobby, irritating lady a double vodka and lemonade.
Me: There you go, that will be £x.xx please.
SC: *basically throws the money at me* And a short straw please.
Me: All our straws are just in that holder there.
SC: Yes, but I can't possibly use one of those straws! They are too big! Get me a short straw!
Me: Those are all the straws we have. Sorry.
SC: Well...cut one in half for me!
Me: I don't have any scissors behind the bar. They were in the office, and I wasn't running to get them for this bitch
SC: Use a knife!
Me: I don't have a knife.
SC: Liar! Then explain to me how you cut the fruit you put in your drinks!
Me: They are cut in the kitchen...where the knives and choppiing boards live.
SC: Then I guess you are just going to have to walk to the kitchen and cut a straw in half for me!
Me: No! In case you haven't noticed, you are not the only customer at this bar, I have people who have been waiting because of you.
SC: Well I never! Am I being unreasonable here? What is so unreasonable about wanting a straw so I can enjoy my drink?!?
Me: I'll bite it in half for you if you want.
SC: What?!?
Me: If you want a short straw so bad, cut it in half yourself. I don't care how.
SC: *turns to walk away* You need to calm down!
Me: And you need to grow up!
SC:
It's getting ridiculous at work now. I am dealing with ALL the complaints, mainly because my co-workers know I am leaving and am therefore "untouchable" and can say what I want.
Gotta admit, it feels good though
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