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  • #1

    I want a discount

    Guest: yes Dave, I saw this great property but this rate is not great. I'd like to know if the owner will take 50% off on this house for next July

    Me: (trying not to bust out laughing) no ma'am

    Guest: but my aunt owns property on the island

    Me: We arent offering any discounts for next year

    Guest: well you're gonna have to be a little more flexible here, Dave. I want this place but I just cant afford that much

    Me: well if you cant afford it, you cant have it

    Guest: Dave, thats a pissy attitude......I've had so many people recommend you but I have to say I am not impressed. You're very rude and unaccomodating. I know you dont care but I wanted to tell you anyway, thank you and fuck you. CLICK
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  • #2
    If her Aunt owns property on the island...then why isn't she staying for near to free with the Aunt?

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    • #3
      Aunt probably disowned her. Or doesn't exist.
      What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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      • #4
        If they say; "I want a discount!" Say what I always say to my kids, "Want in one hand and poop in the other and see which one fills up first." (Yes, I have started a therapy fund for my children.)
        If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
        --Woodrow Willson

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        • #5
          Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View Post
          thank you and fuck you. CLICK
          so polite for one so rude. I know when I'm swearing at someone, I rarely thank them. I think it's a personal failing, really. I should be more polite.

          "Excuse me sir, I'd like to inform you that my opinion of your genetic heritage is that it is suffused with canine on the matrilineal side."
          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

          http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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          • #6
            Quoth Part-Time Parrothead View Post
            Or doesn't exist.
            Yeah, probably.
            Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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            • #7
              Dave. Book!
              "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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              • #8
                Dave, how is it that you haven't gone on a murderous rampage and killed all of these EWs?
                "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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                • #9
                  Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
                  Dave, how is it that you haven't gone on a murderous rampage and killed all of these EWs?
                  Probably a good thing they're on the phone...
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #10
                    That EW deserves a verbal smackdown...

                    Guest: yes Dave, I saw this great property but this rate is not great. I'd like to know if the owner will take 50% off on this house for next July

                    Me: No.

                    Guest: but my aunt owns property on the island

                    Me: That's nice. Stay on her property then.

                    Guest: well you're gonna have to be a little more flexible here, Dave. I want this place but I just cant afford that much

                    Me: Get a job.
                    Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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                    • #11
                      Ya wish in one hand, shit in the other. We all know which one will fill up first. As for the " My aunt owns property!!11!!" claim the EW spouted out, this will show my exact sentiments on that and most of the claims the SC's make.

                      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                      Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                      Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                        "Excuse me sir, I'd like to inform you that my opinion of your genetic heritage is that it is suffused with canine on the matrilineal side."
                        I may just have to sig that
                        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                        • #13
                          Agreed, Smiley. This is made of epic win.

                          Also, regarding "I want this place but I just cant afford that much"...
                          Well, I want a flying unicorn pony and an everflowing bottle of Dr. Pepper. I guess we're both out of luck.
                          "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                          • #14
                            I'd be willing to bet the property the aunt owns is the grave she's buried in.
                            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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