Gay Virus.

[Samaliel]

So he knows there's a gay person working here, but don't know who that person is? Doesn't even know what the person looks like? Idiot. Bloody, smother-smurfing idiot.

Had I been in your shoes, I'd have been nothing but nice and wouldn't have said anything, hoping for him to come back, and still be as nice as can be... Waiting for the day someone would drop a piece of information that would manage to get through his thick skull. Then I'd enjoy and watch his face decomposing as he'd realize that I, the very personification of all that he hates and fears, have been serving him his food for all this time.

He'd either have a stroke or learn the lesson. Either way, I'd win.

Well, one can always dream...

[tamezin]

So, yeah. This is just one of the reasons why I hate living in Arkansas.

He is just hatin cause you ain't his br-ousin or his br-uncle. You outside the family line, thus off his list of potentials.

[Sheldonrs]

You mean this is a virus?!!!! But I don't want it to go away!!!!! And I REALLY don't want to give up the oral and anal stuff!!!!

[telecom_goddess]

I hope this guy didn't reproduce.....

[Raventhistle]

About America/Arkansas being anti glbt groups..

I would say for you to come to Madison, Wi, because we have a lot of fabulous people here but there are no jobs right now, so you'd win some, but lose money.

[Lil Bunny]

Omaha has a delightful scene, just make sure you live in Council Bluffs if you want to get hitched.

Do please tell me the moron is now banned? Please??

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Also: Faggoty-ass faggot? That's... So uncreative I would be offended by the idea that someone thought it would be offensive. Meta-insult?

My friend once bopped me on the head with a gay porn manga and said "Pwn'd by teh ghey." and claimed it would turn me gay.

This was shortly before I realized I was gay, so...

So you're saying it worked?

*arms self with yaoi* Think I'll make a visit to the GOP.

[Sheldonrs]

Remember, there are only 2 kinds of men. Gay men and men I haven't had sex with.

[chainedbarista]

silly sheldon

My friend once bopped me on the head with a gay porn manga and said "Pwn'd by teh ghey." and claimed it would turn me gay.

a conversion? was it a quasi religious experience, hyena?

'and thou shalt be GAY! *smacks him on the head with a gay porn dvd* HALLELUJAH!'

sorry, i just have that image in my head; i blame my voices.

sorry, telecom, but you know this moron has reproduced and how...the dumb ones always do.

[Andara Bledin]

I would have claimed that the gay guy didn't touch the food, but do it in a really lilting voice and call him "Dahling"

Along those lines, you could assure him that you took care of the food every step of the way, and just "act" a little like whatever the stereotype is supposed to be in your area. Just a hint to make him paranoid, but not enough to give it away.

^-.-^

[wagegoth]

Even in San Francisco you still run into homophobia. There are plenty of rednecks of every race living around the Bay.

There was an episode of Top Gear where they bought old cars in Florida and then had to drive to New Orleans. At one point, they painted certain phrases on each others' cars that would stir up the local populace. After two hours, they had to pull over and wash off the paint because of the dangerous threats they were receiving.

[smileyeagle1021]

Even in San Francisco you still run into homophobia. There are plenty of rednecks of every race living around the Bay.

I know there is... right now I'm to the point that not getting shit thrown at me counts as a massive improvement (yes, Utah is that bad... the only solution for this place would be to disperse everyone across the country so the bigots are safely dispersed, then turn the entire state to a nuclear wasteland so that there is never a place for them to congregate again).

[Andara Bledin]

2 the Ranting Gryphon (*NSFW*) had a bit in his routine (not sure if it's still there) about how things have changed over the years. He would talk about how it had gotten to just a "squick and shiver" and that it was a major improvement.

I think he also went off on the people who are purposefully obnoxious in their difference because it was counter-productive. Good stuff.

I've never understood xenophobia, but most of the world can't seem to get past it.

^-.-^

[bunnyboy]

I know there is... right now I'm to the point that not getting shit thrown at me counts as a massive improvement (yes, Utah is that bad... the only solution for this place would be to disperse everyone across the country so the bigots are safely dispersed, then turn the entire state to a nuclear wasteland so that there is never a place for them to congregate again).

Why disperse them? I happen to think that would be counterproductive to the whole enterprise.

[wagegoth]

Why disperse them? I happen to think that would be counterproductive to the whole enterprise.

I agree. We move them to one location and force them to secede. I'm thinking Texas and/or Florida.