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Dont you just love that, blas? They can dish it out, but man... they cannot take it. 
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Found something to correct for my world view.Quoth Shroo View Post
I have to admit that I've occasionally been the perpetrator of what George Carlin described as 'a fart that could end a marriage', though I do have a gut condition that decides to make itself known this way from time to time.
Sometimes they're too good not to share.
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shroo, you've been lucky; i've been forced to weather green clouds of death, silencers that clear an area and a dog that can peel paint from the walls; sadly, most of this is in my family...
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Sorry, Ladies, we really just can't help it; maybe it's just that we're happy we did a good job of it. Pride goeth before the fart, after all.
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Quoth flutes_and_fabric View PostOmg, this trumpet player in our big band has farts like that. I'm in the sax section, so thankfully it hardly ever drifts to our section, but when it does...
If you ever hear a trumpet suddenly stop playing or gag into his or her horn, you know what happened. And then everyone laughs. Oh, and the director has a bubble around him. He'll be like "what's going on guys?" and walk right over to it and suddenly the smell disappears.Reminds me of a kid I knew one summer at art camp. His nickname was Bugle Butt.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post^^He must be talented, playing the trumpet out both ends.
Despite the name, he was known more for Silent But Deadly farts.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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I used to have a BF that was extremely proud of his farts. Only problem, was that he loved to eat kim chee (fermented cabbage, however it's spelled). I finally started fighting back by eating an almost exclusively egg diet. Talk about peeling paint!!Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.
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My husband says that nothing and he means nothing is worse than a pregnant woman fart. BWAHAHA!
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Yeah, but isn't getting knocked up just to lay down "room broom" farts (as in, you let one rip, you'll clear the room; bonus points of the room is some place large like an auditorium) a bit extreme?Quoth Misanthropical View PostMy husband says that nothing and he means nothing is worse than a pregnant woman fart. BWAHAHA!
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I might be willing to give it a go. Sounds like a fine challenge.Quoth Nohbody View PostYeah, but isn't getting knocked up just to lay down "room broom" farts (as in, you let one rip, you'll clear the room; bonus points of the room is some place large like an auditorium) a bit extreme?
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You know, the way you described it, it sounded like he did it quite on purpose...
Also, thank you all, my stomach hurts now 
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