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    ID stands for Idiot Douchebag

    Since the store put in a policy that we ask everyone who looks under 25 for ID, we have been overwhelmed with suckiness. -.- Today, this kid comes in with his stepmother. Stepmother is not an SC. Kid is. Blargh.

    SC: (after SM pays for her petrol) I'd like twenty Marlboro Reds please.
    Me: Can I see some ID?
    SC: I don't have any.
    Me: I can't sell you any, sorry.
    SC: They're not for me, they're for my dad. So why can't you serve me?
    Me: I just asked you for ID and you didn't have any. That's why.
    SC: (speaking slowly, as if to someone who was stupid) They are for my dad. Not me. So give me the fags.
    SM: Don't talk to her like that, it's not her fault that you can't buy the cigarettes.
    SC: (to me) Look, my stepmother is right here, ask her if they're for me or my dad!
    SM: Just leave it. She's only going by store policy; I don't have time to stand here and watch you argue a lost cause.

    SC then leaves, sulking, with SM. At least with a stepmother like that, SC has some chance of growing up into a decent human being.
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    I liked the SM's parting shot. "I don't have time to watch you argue a lost cause."

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    • #3
      If they were for Dad, why didn't the Stepmom buy them? The kid has to be lying.
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      • #4
        Quoth XCashier View Post
        If they were for Dad, why didn't the Stepmom buy them? The kid has to be lying.
        Gee, ya think?



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        • #5
          How are there still people who don't get that when you buy restricted items and you look young then you're going to get carded? It's not a difficult concept...

          Great about the stepmom though! Someone with some common sense
          !
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          • #6
            Quoth Mnemjian View Post
            How are there still people who don't get that when you buy restricted items and you look young then you're going to get carded? It's not a difficult concept...
            Oh, they know. They're just hoping you don't.

            And when they find out you DO, they're too stubborn to back down. Tch.
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            • #7
              I just couldn't stop laughing about that. Poor kid, pwned by his stepmother in public. XD
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              • #8
                Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                I just couldn't stop laughing about that. Poor kid, pwned by his stepmother in public. XD
                If even ONE person from his school was a single degree away from any witnesses, he'll be haunted by that for the rest of his life.
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