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    I didn't witness this myself, but a manager explained to me the other day how a customer had let their child pee all over the floor, put her little paws in it and then run all over the healthcare aisle, touching medicines here, there and everywhere...

    I mean, seriously, what the f*ck is up with some people?!

  • #2
    I....uh...

    I got nothin. Really. That's unbelievable.
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    • #3
      It's not enough that he had to rub his hands in it and touch everything. Oh, no. No, he had to go to the health care aisle, making it both disgusting and also ironic. Like it's not bad enough already.

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      • #4
        What kind of fuckery was that?!
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        • #5
          Just let me into one of these people's homes. Just for 10 minutes. I'll teach them the meaning of respect (or dis-respect as this case holds). They don't give a fuck because it's not their mess to clean up. They should be arrested for this kind of behaviour.
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          • #6
            Nope. Not even close.

            I watched one of those The Smoking Gun Presents The World's Dumbest.... shows tonight. It was the World's Dumbest Partiers.

            It showed some guy in Ireland bobbing for coins in a rather full, plugged-up urinal.

            There was also a drunk guy arrested for DUI and taken to the police station, demanding to use the bathroom while the cops were giving him his field sobriety test. They wouldn't let him go, so he pissed on the floor.

            The cops said he'd have to clean it up. One cop even told the other to stand the drunk guy in his own pee.
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            • #7
              I got this story off another forum:

              I worked for 4 years at a certain members only wholesale warehouse I'll just refer to as the "C word". I worked in the electronics section for most of that time and the cell phone kiosk was located in our department. They sold the direct TV packages out of the cell phone kiosk so the only tv not hooked up to the store satellite loop was the one they used to demo all the channels. One day we has a couple bring their kid in, put him in a cart, go to that tv and change the channel to cartoons, then LEFT HIM THERE while they did their shopping. While they are off doing their own thing, the kid pees in the cart and it leaves a puddle below him. His parents resurface about 10 minutes after he peed to get him. When they go to move the cart they look at the puddle then just walk away. Now instead of cleaning it up immediately like a good middle management hopeful would have, I first chose to call the cell phone guy over. I explained what just happened so that we could share a "can you believe this shit" moment when who happens back by but the same couple with the kid in the cart. I started to feel a little bad because I had been trashing them and here they were to clean it up...or so I was naive enough to think. They park their kid to the side of the puddle and LEAVE HIM AGAIN! They finally return about 15 minutes later, grab their cart, then walk out the door without ever even mentioning to someone on the way out "hey there is a puddle that needs cleaning". But hey, that's why I get paid the big bucks right? To clean up after assholes like that.

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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
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                And that's 3 hours of my life I'll never get back. But they were 3 hilarious hours, so all in all, thanks a lot.
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                • #9
                  Oh, well, I forgot to say that we had to clean it all up, too. Because that's what we're for, right? As far as I can remember, the parents didn't even apologise. Bloody charming.

                  I'm all for people power and god knows how much money we make off people but for goodness' sake, why is there so much emphasis on customer first?! I appreciate they pay my wages and they're the reason we're there etc but carnt people clear up their own child's piss?!

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                  • #10
                    Can we say unsanitary? And how much of that product had to be removed because Jr. just HAD to wipe his pee-hands on products like that? I hope the mother was reprimanded about it!
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                    • #11
                      something similar to this happened at my former workplace; a guy brings in his toddler for a drink, no big deal, right?

                      problem: she needs a diaper change, desperately, but father of the year won't do it until AFTER he has his drink.

                      compound this with: he lets her loose, where she proceeds to reach into her diaper, pulling out her waste, then rubs it all over everything within her reach: counters, tables and chairs, displays and merchandise.

                      not once does the father of the year bother to do anything, much less apologize; he continues to wait for his drink while his kid continues to fecal paint the store, then gets his drink, grab the kid and leaves.

                      yay for you, father of the year.
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                      • #12
                        I once watched a mother let her 2-3 year old urinate right outside the main door to a hardware store I was in. She didnt even attempt to move her to the side of the door but right where people had to walk. this was despite there being public toilets no more than 100 feet away.

                        I saw this as i was leaving. I made a quick 180 went back and told the store that they might need to put a "wet Floor" sign out and exited by their 2nd door (thank god for that)
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                        • #13
                          Quoth tomthegrocerboy View Post
                          a customer had let their child pee all over the floor, put her little paws in it and then run all over the healthcare aisle, touching medicines here, there and everywhere...
                          Part of me says, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

                          Another part of me says "Well, at least she admitted it...". -- Would it not be worse, in some ways, if you found out about the contamination the HARD way?
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                          • #14
                            But she didn't admit it. She merely watched.

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                            • #15
                              I was at a fast food restaurant where I saw a mom change her kids diaper on one of the dining area tables. I don't remember if she put a blanket on the table at least...but I don't think she did.
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