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  • #1

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    Again, background: answering phones and taking orders at a pizza place in the wee hours of the morning, roughly midnight to 4am

    One:

    customer: Do I need to be there when the pizza's delivered?
    me: That would be a good idea.

    Two:

    Someone called whilst having sex. After hearing the slap-slap-slap and the woman moaning, I felt too uncomfortable, so I just hung up and answered the next line.

    Three:

    foreign guy: My address is 123 ABC.
    me: Ok, our other store delivers there. Did you want the number?
    foreign guy: Yes please.
    me: Ok, it's xxx.
    (heard on the phone BEEP-BEEP-BEEP)
    foreign guy: Ok.
    me: Uh, xxxx.
    (heard on the phone BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP)

    At this point I just hung up. I don't think the phone works like that.
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  • #2
    Quoth joe hx View Post

    Two:

    Someone called whilst having sex. After hearing the slap-slap-slap and the woman moaning, I felt too uncomfortable, so I just hung up and answered the next line.
    Maybe they were going to order the pizza with extra sausage?
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    • #3
      Quoth fireheart17 View Post
      Maybe they were going to order the pizza with extra sausage?
      I was going to go with a 'white sauce' crack (Ooo, on two levels, Sheldon should be proud), but that's good too

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      • #4
        Quoth fireheart17 View Post
        Maybe they were going to order the pizza with extra sausage?
        I was going to make a porn site joke, except for the fact that there really is a porn site with that gag as their theme!

        Speaking of porn, it is totally possible that the caller was not himself engaged in sexual activity, but was merely observing it on his tv, and that was what you heard. Just a thought. Of course, if that is the case, the caller is still an idiot for not muting/turning down the volume on his tv/pausing the dvd!

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        • #5
          Does he need to be there when the pizza is delivered? Haha good one! Wait...oh...he was serious.
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          • #6
            Quoth UncleImpy View Post
            I was going to go with a 'white sauce' crack (Ooo, on two levels, Sheldon should be proud), but that's good too
            Obviously, you've never ordered a donair pizza. I invite you to look up 'donair sauce', then get back to me.
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            • #7
              Quoth joe hx View Post
              Two:

              Someone called whilst having sex. After hearing the slap-slap-slap and the woman moaning, I felt too uncomfortable, so I just hung up and answered the next line.
              Well at least the pizza will be the one that comes in 30 minutes.
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              • #8
                Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                Well at least the pizza will be the one that comes in 30 minutes.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Jester View Post
                  I was going to make a porn site joke, except for the fact that there really is a porn site with that gag as their theme!
                  Yes, I'm aware of that site....one innocent 15-year-old bouncing around the Internet one afternoon with no parents (what...?!)
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Jester View Post
                    Speaking of porn, it is totally possible that the caller was not himself engaged in sexual activity, but was merely observing it on his tv, and that was what you heard. Just a thought. Of course, if that is the case, the caller is still an idiot for not muting/turning down the volume on his tv/pausing the dvd!
                    This happened to me long, LONG ago, when I was a pizza delivery guy. This woman would call up and order delivery, and EVERY time any of us took it to her, she was watching porn. Literally every time. But, she tipped like 5 bucks on a 8 dollar order, so we let it slide.

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                    • #11
                      Noooo! My virgin eyes!!
                      Seriously...in the middle of sex? Why not call before? It's not like it's even gonna last that long anyway.

                      But I do like the genius who tried to dial while on the phone. Thou shalt be awake and using braincells when ordering pizza
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                      • #12
                        what is just as bad is after they call for delivery, they decide to get "busy". that leaves me standing at the door wasting mhy time for a minute or three and then heading back to the store with their order. this has happened more times than I care to count.

                        what is worst is when their roommate answers the door and says "We did not order pizza. let me check with XXX" the door closes for a moment and the roomate comes back and says XXX will be there in a minute. he got busy with his woman. WHY IN THE FUCK did he order pizza and then get busy???????"
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                          ... did he order pizza and then get busy???????"
                          Instant grabassification... he wanted a piece NOW!
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                          • #14
                            I might have to get my wife to try pizza sex with me. A slice of pizza in one hand, and NEVER YOU MIND what's in the other hand.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Fryk View Post
                              I might have to get my wife to try pizza sex with me. A slice of pizza in one hand, and NEVER YOU MIND what's in the other hand.
                              Maybe the extra sausage and white sauce?
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