The Queen of San Quinton

[Imogene]

Here’s a novel suggestion: Stop breaking the law.

...ass hole!

GK, as much as I enjoy your stories of life in the Big City, I feel sorry for your pain.

You need a healing potion.

Can't... quite... read... middle bottle...
In other news, Frys has mana and health potions. Mmm, raspberry mana...

[Becks]

Juwl beat me to it. *pout*

I am not a leprechaun and you cannot ensure that you get me pot o’ gold by merely capturing me and forcing me to reveal its closely guarded location.

Another hope crushed.

[atomicthumbs]

Interestingly enough, I live about 10 miles away from San Quentin State Prison. I'll tell you if I ever hear about Prince Charles (or his ass) being sent there. Maybe I'll take photos.

[Juggler]

I wouldn't expect you to know from hearing it, but it is "San Quentin".

[Broomjockey]

I wouldn't expect you to know from hearing it, but it is "San Quentin".

Right, it's been pointed out:

I feel I have to point out to you that the California state prison you are referencing is San Quentin. NOT San Quinton.

So can we cruise past that now?

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Can't... quite... read... middle bottle...
In other news, Frys has mana and health potions. Mmm, raspberry mana...

"Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer".

[Hyena Dandy]

WTF? I'd've hung up on him immediately after the word "ass" in the first question. Why'd he get the opportunity to ask two more?

Probably morbid curiousity.

I'm more interested in Prince Harry's ass...


What... He's cute...

[OfficeSlug]

Ladies of the GK club, we need to get together and baby the man. Whose with me?

I am.


I always feel GK's pain.

Even while I'm laughing at his disgustingly clever wording!!

[Andara Bledin]

Apologies for being late. I was badly damaged when I arrived home and required a few hours of curled in a ball regaining HP.

I understand that some money and some time in a quiet place and a squeaky car will help that.

But you have to acquire a car for it to work...

That was till I reached the summit and rounded the corner….and there lay the broken, writhing form of what I believe is termed a sk8terboi.

I'm just wondering how you managed to get your fingers to type out "sk8terboi" and then continued with so little obvious derision. Although, the apparent anguish and anticipation of the upcoming YouTube debut might have something to do with it.

My Injuries Are Deep

Hopefully, the cat will not, while you sleep unsuspecting, make them any deeper for your abandonment of her and delaying the appointed time of her treats.

Ladies of the GK club, we need to get together and baby the man. Whose with me?

Yeah, like he wouldn't run at the sight of us coming to his aid. Pft.

He's so proud of his proclaimed troll-like appearance, he's not about to let us prove otherwise.

I at first though it was a typo, but since you typed it the same way twice, plus a third time in the title, I feel I have to point out to you that the California state prison you are referencing is San Quentin. NOT San Quinton.

You know that. I know that. After what he's been through, I'm not sure GK really cares, since he got his point accross.

I do.

They waited a loooooong time for that damn pizza!

And they probably called the pizza place and bitched them out for not getting it to them.

What... He's cute...

You are not wrong there. And that smile....

^-.-^

[Mnemjian]

Count me in on that GK babying fest! I just put on some cherry lip gloss

I'm more interested in Prince Harry's ass...

Lucky for you, I hear that they're planning a biopic on him! Though I'm more of a Prince William girl, myself... ;p

[friendofjimmyk]

……..Are you.....are you crying? Because I assure you tears have utterly no affect on me in any regard. My black heart sucks them up like a Bounty sheet on a Kool-aid spill. .

I cut and paste that into an email and shared it with my coworkers! That's a priceless line right there!