such a moron

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: yea Dave, I got guests coming but your office will be closed, how do they get their pass?

Me: you would need to call it into security

Guest: what do you mean call it into security?

Me: I mean call security and tell them you have guests coming

Guest: well I dont understand how this works, what do I say when I call?

Me: you tell them you have guests coming

Guest: well I mean what will my guests say when they arrive?

Me: just tell them a name and where they are going

Guest: well I mean, I dont get it (he is right about that), how will security know their names?

Me: because you will have called in a pass for them

Guest: I mean this procedure is so complicated...........I am just not understaning the logisitics of it

Me: what do you not understand?

Guest: I am just.....I dont.....I cant.......you know, you're not very helpful.....I talked to Janie the other day and she was so helpful and patient. Maybe I need to talk to her....CLICK

[Enjis]

Those poor guests are never gonna get their passes, are they?

[bainsidhe]

Considering how hard it is for the caller to follow directions, I doubt the guests will ever show up. They'll probably be three states over and wondering how the directions the caller provided got so messed up.

[wildman]

Considering how hard it is for the caller to follow directions, I doubt the guests will ever show up. They'll probably be three states over and wondering how the directions the caller provided got so messed up.

Dave will probably get blamed for that , too!

[Eireann]

If the caller's guests have known the caller for more than, say, five minutes, they'll know better than to take his/her directions.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

My, this person seems to be either faking stupidity in order to get you to do something that they themselves do not want to do, or are honestly in need of some help.

In either case I highly doubt that their friends will be able to get their passes that day.

[Mr. Security]

Wow I don't know how much clearer you could of been. it's really quite simple to set stuff up like that. The person calls us(security), says *insert names* will be coming by around *insert time frame* give them access to *insert area*

I feel sorry for the security guard that had to take the persons call after they talked to you. People like that have a tendency to be annoying as hell as they will spend 5 minutes telling you over and over again who to give access to and will call back several times to "make sure" you have the information

[EvilEmpryss]

He could correctly use the word "logistics" in a sentence, but was confused by directions to give the names of his guests to security so security will let them in?

Oh, and "Janie" apparently explained this all to him the other day, much more slowly and helpfully than you, Dave ( ). Did he forget what she told him to do?

[Polenicus]

Step 1. Call security.

Step 2. Give Security names of Guests that are coming.

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Underpants.

See? It's simple! Just explain it to them like that! And then when that fails, bludgeon them to death with a golf trophy.

[Green_Fairy]

Step 4. Underpants.

that's my favoritest step. evar.

[tropicsgoddess]

Step 1. Call security.

Step 2. Give Security names of Guests that are coming.

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Underpants.

Time for a Sexy Party!

[Green_Fairy]

i claim the purple knickers!