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  • #16
    I once confused a person with a question so simple I swore I was going to scream. On some forums or just sites that need a verification question, I do this:

    Put a input field labled "gender" that has a question displayed that says "does the earth have a moon?" (many bots put in "male" or "female", so they don't go through).


    A client said "that question might confuse people! Scientists have removed the moon's planet status so we no longer have one!"

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    • #17
      Quoth JLRodgers View Post
      A client said "that question might confuse people! Scientists have removed the moon's planet status so we no longer have one!"
      Okay, I need an icon of a brain with a lightbulb over it. The lightbulb flickers, goes out, and then explodes, leaving the brain bleeding.

      That's the only way I can think to respond to that level of stupidity.
      Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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      • #18
        Quoth Jester View Post
        Considering the type of people we are sending, do you really think it matters if it is a landing or a crash?
        I think it might to the Europans....
        It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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        • #19
          Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
          Okay, I need an icon of a brain with a lightbulb over it. The lightbulb flickers, goes out, and then explodes, leaving the brain bleeding.

          That's the only way I can think to respond to that level of stupidity.
          Here ya go! Its the closest I could get to all of your requirments







          (free to use http://www.foolstown.com/en/index.htm )
          I'm tolerant of everyone and everything except for assholes. - Mongo Skruddgemire

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          • #20
            Quoth marlovino View Post
            Here ya go! Its the closest I could get to all of your requirments
            Sweet! Thank you!
            Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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            • #21
              no prob.

              Foolstown has some great smileys. So does freesmileys.org

              Free to use so its ok to link to them.
              I'm tolerant of everyone and everything except for assholes. - Mongo Skruddgemire

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              • #22
                Cw thinks cop should have let him used the bathroom first, before drunk pees on him.
                why take all the fun out of it?
                look! it's ghengis khan!
                Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                • #23
                  Quoth Pagan View Post
                  Except for Europa. We can attempt no landing there.
                  Who said anything about landing?
                  Marvin: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

                  Krispy Kreme puts the "ugh" back in "doughnuts".

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                  • #24
                    Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                    Alrighty. Yes, let's send them all off in a rocket ship. ^-^
                    Let's take the chance and include the phone sanitizers and hairdressers.
                    I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.

                    "I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras

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                    • #25
                      I'd rather not die from a sudden widespread ear infection, thank you very much.
                      "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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