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  • #1

    too drunk

    again, background: answering phones at a pizza place in the wee hours of the morning (12am-4am)

    drunk 1:

    me: Thank you for calling, can I help you?
    drunk: *places order*
    me: Ok, that'll be $11.13, did you want to pay cash or credit?
    drunk: Credit.
    me: Ok, what's the number?
    drunk: uh... 9.
    me: ok?
    drunk: 9827.
    me: is that it?
    drunk: Uh, yeah.
    me: It's a four digit credit card number?
    drunk: Uh, yeah?
    me: Um, is there anyone more sober who can tell me the number?
    drunk: Uh, no.
    me: Could you pay with cash? That would be much easier.
    drunk: Uh, the number's 4.

    We went back and forth awhile until he hung up. If we were busy, I would've hung up first.

    drunk 2:

    similar story, up to the credit card part. lady is trying to relay the card number from someone else and is getting all the numbers wrong (I can hear the person telling her the numbers).

    me: Could you just hand the phone to whoever has the card? That would be much easier.

    and she does, and yes, it was a lot easier.

    bonus:

    heard in the background while someone was placing an order:

    "There's a Dayton cop, get inside."
    To err is human, to blame someone else shows good management skills.

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  • #2
    I tried to buy that cinnamon bun place in the mall, but I was too drunk.

    Too drunk.
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    • #3
      Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
      I tried to buy that cinnamon bun place in the mall, but I was too drunk.

      Too drunk.
      I tried to buy a cinnamon bun, but I was drunk,
      The girl at the counter freaked out, because I was drunk,
      Now I'm in the drunk tank, and I know why...(yeah...)
      cause I was drunk, cause I was drunk, cause I was drunk...

      Dammit, why can I come up with good song parodies, but I can't get started on an essay...curse my useless brain!
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      • #4
        Quoth fireheart17 View Post
        Dammit, why can I come up with good song parodies, but I can't get started on an essay...curse my useless brain!
        Maybe you could write a parody of an essay?

        What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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        • #5
          Then you could write an essay about the parody of "essays in general", and there's your finished essay! ^_^

          Unless of course that triggers an infinitely recursive time loop the likes of which have never been seen outside of a Terminator movie and we all get stuck in it and you doom us all. Or something. Maybe even something bad...Cuz that might be a bit unpleasant.
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          • #6
            Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
            I tried to buy that cinnamon bun place in the mall, but I was too drunk.

            Too drunk.
            CINNAMON BUNS!

            I got a sweets cod peice toos!
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