Textbook Hell is for...porn...? 0.o or "Wherein Lupo's brain attempts sepukuu again"

[RootedPhoenix]

Imagine, a college bookstore that sells things for college. Textbooks, pencils, paper...
...

It reminded me of going into a grocery store and demanding that they have the toy selection of Toys 'R' Us or some other giant toy store.

Specializing is a GOOD thing, Mr. SC.

[lupo pazzesco]

Has this guy not heard of the internet? I will admit to indulging in a little adult fiction from time to time, though I like mine in the form of fanfiction. And it's free. Woo!

Same here, Jedimaster!

And amusingly enough, I find your avatar particular appropriate in light of the situation, as that's what I was reduced to after he left...

Imagine, a college bookstore that sells things for college. Textbooks, pencils, paper...
...

Specializing is a GOOD thing, Mr. SC.

My mind cannot wrap around that blasphemous concept! And apparently neither could his...or something like that.

Salmon was a nice touch. Wish I could carry them for real, but that wouldn't be prudent. And it'd get pretty stinky after a while, too...

[Green_Fairy]

Has this guy not heard of the internet? I will admit to indulging in a little adult fiction from time to time, though I like mine in the form of fanfiction. And it's free. Woo!

mmm...adult fan fiction...(.com) is awesome...used to read it when i was living with my parents (i was 20) and at a passing glance, it just looks like a buncha words. muuuuch better than a random money shot or something...they wouldn't have been happy with that

[TheSHAD0W]

I would've been looking for the hidden camera.

[Imogene]

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Him: Why not. It’s a book store, ain’t it?

Well, marginally, yes, we sell books you would need for classes, and I can assure you, we do NOT have a class for sex. You can't go to a class and get a practical knowledge of how to procreate. At least, not one that would be covered by the curriculum. (Sweet, that's the third time today I've used 'curriculum' in a sentence without intentionally shoehorning it in...)

Lupo:
I thought you left textbook hell?
Also, there's a really old, archaic law somewhere in the books that it's illegal to sell adult material in Texas... just a random factoid...

[lupo pazzesco]

Lupo:
I thought you left textbook hell?
Also, there's a really old, archaic law somewhere in the books that it's illegal to sell adult material in Texas... just a random factoid...

Tried. Couldn't find another job despite desperately searching and submitting well over 30 different applications. Even walmart, which wasn't even going to hire me. However, in a strange turn of events the manager who was trying to shuffle me out by cutting my hours down to nothing got canned. Seems there was a complaint about blatant favoritism made to HR with mounds of evidence to back up said claim. This combined with other stuff including clashing with other managers and overall mismanagement of the store, and he was given a month to clear up and submit his resignation, or he'd be terminated. can't imagine who would possibly call the anonymous HR line over something like that...

[smileyeagle1021]

Him: You know, erotic adult fiction. But no gay stuff. I’m looking for a good adult story.
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No one else noticed this bit of irony?

Mr. Holier than Thou, you must be prejudiced because you don't sell erotic material is prejudiced against gay erotic material...
If that guy comes back, send him my way, my roommates have plenty of... ummm... literature that he could borrow (though I doubt it is within his taste )

[jedimaster91]

Same here, Jedimaster!

And amusingly enough, I find your avatar particular appropriate in light of the situation, as that's what I was reduced to after he left...

Sadly, that is my state of mind every day I have to work.

mmm...adult fan fiction...(.com) is awesome...used to read it when i was living with my parents (i was 20) and at a passing glance, it just looks like a buncha words. muuuuch better than a random money shot or something...they wouldn't have been happy with that

AdultFanFiction.net = WIN! Star Wars/NCIS cross-over anyone?

[Imogene]

can't imagine who would possibly call the anonymous HR line over something like that...

Ooo! Ooo! Was it me?

[lupo pazzesco]

Ooo! Ooo! Was it me?

The world may never know.

[Imogene]

The world may never know.

... *doe eyes* Mistah Owl...?

[lupo pazzesco]

... *doe eyes* Mistah Owl...?

I know I asked "Who", but the question wasn't how many *icks did it take to get the SM canned.


<Wants a tootsie pop now>

[Primer]

Also, there's a really old, archaic law somewhere in the books that it's illegal to sell adult material in Texas... just a random factoid...

It has to be marketed as "educational materials." Maybe that's why the SC felt it ought to be available in a college bookstore?

[Soulstealer]

lol, my friend also is into adult fanfiction [sigh....yaoi-girls >.>] and I know there's a section like that in the local B&N...so my point is, I know when I look for a book I tend to not go to my university bookstore. Bet the guy's a poli-sci major j/k :P

I'm a poli-sci major too, don't be mean to us. What are you an economics major?

Also I can't read fanfiction anymore. Not since a beloved childhood character did something that requires a lot of brain bleach in a fiction. I like my porn separate from my stories, it keeps me saner.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Sadly, that is my state of mind every day I have to work.



AdultFanFiction.net = WIN! Star Wars/NCIS cross-over anyone?

Let me guess: Gibbs makes out with an Ewok, am I right?