Could you at least AIM?!

[Beckduer]

Today has been a day of SC's, but the one that takes the cake is this:

Patient comes in to give a urine sample. I give him all the standard instructions and send him to the restroom. When he comes out, I'm with another patient, so I wave him on and tell him the doc will get the results in a few days.

Then I go into the restroom.

There is urine on the rim, the underside of the seat and all over the floor around the toilet!

I wanted desperately to run down the hallway after him yelling, "You are anatomically designed to have better aim than that! What is wrong with you!!?"

I mean, I would expect it of a 2-year-old, perhaps or an elderly person with the shakes, but a middle-aged guy, only a year or two older than I am? Seriously??

[Sheldonrs]

Oh well, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

I've seen such things in a lot of mens rooms, sadly this problem is more widespread than you think.

[Beckduer]

Unfortunately, so have I. I used to clean the school bathrooms for my "work scholarship" in high school. Didn't mind cleaning the Ladies' so much, the the Mens'. Ugh! Ick! Gag!

I guess I expected better from an adult. I mean, when I was cleaning bathrooms, they were primarily used by school kids, you know, 6-18 years old or so. But his guy was in his 30's or 40's easily! The least he could of done was wipe the seat!

But it does remind me...
When my brothers and I were young, we had a plaque above the toilet in our family bathroom that read: (In fancy "girly" writing) "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." (In bold, plain "manly" writing) "Be an adult, not a kid, hit the toilet, not the lid!".

[wynjara]

One of my relatives has a sign that says "We aim to please. You aim too, please."
Our high school bathrooms weren't usually bad, but I can definitely say the guys had cleaner mirrors.

[Green_Fairy]

i used to work for an ad company that had "billboard" posters in bar bathrooms.
...oooooooo the stories i could tell. i've seen some of the most disgusting bathrooms ever. it's pretty epic. urine on walls, urine on ceilings...other stuff on walls...i went through sooooo much hand sanitizer with that job.

[ApolloSZ]

Oh well, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

"Now you've done it, loxely! Now I'm really pissed off!"
"If I was that close to a Horse's weiner, I'd be more worried about being pissed on"
- Robin Hood, Men in Tights

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Oh well, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

You sound exactly like my Mom . . .

But I'm pretty sure you aren't . . . she doesn't even know how to turn a computer on.

[mharbourgirl]

Oh god, that reminds me... A family I used to babysit for had two boys, and their Mom started wondering why the bathroom was such a mess all the time. It was like all three males in the house had suddenly lost the ability to aim. She found out why one day, when she walked in on her husband and her two pre-teen sons having a contest to see who could stand the furthest away from the toilet and still hit it.

Her reaction went something like this:



Scared the guys so bad that from that point on they all SAT DOWN to take a whizz. And SHE never had to clean the bathroom again. They did.

[Plaidman]

Wow. Reminds me of my mom's last boyfriend. He was a /neat freak/, a great cook, and a major asshole to me. Sometimes he'd get drunk and scream at me just fuck him since I was always fucking up anyway, he might as well get joy at it. (He even pulled down his pants).

Anyway, during the time he was with us the bathroom really was horrible mess all the time. He would blame me. Yell at me to clean up my mess. It was one of the few things my mom wouldn't belive, I never had a problem before. He would also scream he was the only one who cleaned up the house. (I stayed in my room, which was always a mess, and mom never ventured out of her room since she was working all the time), and boy did the house become a mess.

After they broke up, guess what? The bathroom no longer needs to be cleaned as often, and the house is very rarely a mess. We valcume once a week, and its done. Strange huh?

[Andara Bledin]

After they broke up, guess what? The bathroom no longer needs to be cleaned as often, and the house is very rarely a mess. We valcume once a week, and its done. Strange huh?

Sounds like my brother.

While he was in the house, it was a sty, and he liked to blame my ex, who made a lot of messes, but not where my brother claimed they were. And then the ex moved out, and lo, the messes were still there!

Nobody was surprised. And my brother continued to deny that he was responsible for any of it.

^-.-^

[Alteran Ancient]

Some very nasty yet, familiar occurences here...

My sibling also has a major issue with aiming. Misses nearly every time and neglects to wipe-up his own mess. It has become such a regular occurence, that we've had to replace the seat a few times, as the metal joints that hold the lid to the porcelain have actually corroded, thanks to laziness of some individuals I know of!