More Medic Mayhem

[AdvancedFlea]

I had to laugh about the fake heart attack- I just got my CPR Level C with AED certificate the other day. What a moron.

Ever defibrilated someones arse? it's funny to watch them scream X3

...not so funnywhen you getsmacked up side the head with the paddles...HARD

[cinema guy]

Well, I'm not from Solihull or Brum myself but I am from the surrounding area. A midlands-Customers Suck meet would be very easy for me to get to lol

I'm only about an hour away.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Alex: Yeah, she's faking it.
Next customer: Oh *steps over her*

When I was 17 I worked for one of those science/nature stuff stores, and one night a teenage girl had a seizure. Yeah, there was no screaming. I don't recall her making any noise at all.

I think it was the first time it happened, though, cuz her mom and aunt with her were pretty shook up. We called security, who called an ambulance.

[Soulstealer]

I can't imagine the people who run newstreet station or Pallasades being too happy about a group of people meeting up and bitching about customers heheheee. Allthough...I LIKE that idea >D

Why? You think we should invite them too?

[Greatscott]

just read the old post for the first time and the man that threatened to do damage to your cars i found that to be funny because i have had that happen to me and i do walk and so did my associates so he wasnt able to do squat ^^

[cinema guy]

I can't imagine the people who run newstreet station or Pallasades being too happy about a group of people meeting up and bitching about customers heheheee. Allthough...I LIKE that idea >D

We could have a recruiting drive.

[Soulstealer]

We could have a recruiting drive.

Some of the customers might hate us but I bet the shopkeepers and pub people would like a card.

[Andara Bledin]

I've been present for two different cases of people having siezures, both just a bit outside of my line of sight but within 20 feet of me, and if I hadn't been told, I'd have never known that it was happening.

The first one was at my job, and the person had a history of it, so it wasn't a huge shock to them. The second one had never had a siezure before, and he mentions that he went from watching a video game (Bloody Roar 1 - both players went into beast mode almost at the same time, so lots of flashing, strobing light), and the next thing he knew there was a paramedic standing over him asking if he was ok.

^-.-^

[AdvancedFlea]

I'm only about an hour away.

less than that for me if I come via train to Newstreet

there was no screaming. I don't recall her making any noise at all.

I think it may vary from person to person and Alsowhich muscles are going insane if yur diaphram is twitching along with your vocal cords, you'll get noise. I dunno, I'm no doctor! lol

Why? You think we should invite them too?

Some of the customers might hate us

lol. both true "Hey! Are you a customer? ...yes? Okay, you suck! HEY!! YOU IN THE SHOP UNIFORM...!!"

I've been present for two different cases of people having siezures

I dunno how many I've been present for (actual seizures, I Mean, not just fake ones) I know a few have been at wok and one was at a friends house. I wasn't much help either times, really.

We could have a recruiting drive.

you think store managers would let-- wait...what am I saying?

e i have had that happen to me and i do walk and so did my associates so he wasnt able to do squat ^^

well, I think I said in my other post, I don't walk, I do drive and I will KILL anyone who tries to harm my Iggy-car (Yes, I named my car Iggy) but it was funny jkust to see the look on his face lol

[Imogene]

I've been present for two different cases of people having siezures,

One of my ex-roommates (Primus) complained to me one night of having numbness on her left side, which immediately sent my mind racing to Stroke... a few days later and a handful of trips to the hospital, she started literally blacking out... she'd just kind of stare at us, not speaking, not noticeably breathing... Then it got creepy, cause she started to switch her focus between myself and Secundus pretty quickly, but she still wouldn't respond to us.
After... four (I think...?) different hospitals, and fifteen different diagnoses, someone finally gave her a shot for... sea-sickness (I think...)
Up until the shot/medicine, she would routinely fall over, too... not fun... and I imagine seizures are no better...

lol. both true "Hey! Are you a customer? ...yes? Okay, you suck! HEY!! YOU IN THE SHOP UNIFORM...!!"

Hmm... that gives me an idea... a wonderful, Grinchy idea...
What about a flash mob for calling out sucky customers?

[JustaCashier]

Oh man! That breaking out the AED scenario is priceless!

Before I got to that part of the story, my mind was going in a similar direction, thinking he should have told you to grab a syringe, and an intracardiac needle, to inject him with (whatever drug).

Mike

[Soulstealer]

Hmm... that gives me an idea... a wonderful, Grinchy idea...
What about a flash mob for calling out sucky customers?

As long as it's not like the 'flash' mob the students at my uni organized to protest higher tuition. I'd feel for them except that has an international student I'd pay more than them whether tuition increases or not.

[AdvancedFlea]

sea-sickness (I think...)
Up until the shot/medicine, she would routinely fall over, too... not fun... and I imagine seizures are no better...

SEA SICKNESS?!! damn o.o;. I've had sea sickness (like, once) and it never caused numbness o.o

Oh man! That breaking out the AED scenario is priceless!

lol. I thought it was good too. I think he would have asked for a syringe if we had any, but threatening to shock people with hundereds of thousands of volts of electricity has more chance of scareing someone than a needle

[KitterCat]

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SC: No! *holds hand out* it's okay, my hearts returning to normal. *as he calms down a bit* just help me with my laptop and I'll be fine

I know I’ve been watching to much Dr.Who when I read that as the plural for heart instead of “heart is”.

[AdvancedFlea]

You think you've been watching too much? I have a friend who has a sonic screw driver, I can tell you the Registration plate for Donna Nobles car and, the episode "planet of the dead" where the bus passes through the worm hole...I've ridden that bus (and I mean that actual vehicle. The police read out the numberplate when they were giving chase) ...lets watch far too much of it together