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  • Trespassing

    A few months ago I had to call the police on an older man who just began spouting racial slurs in the middle of the mall and arguing with people. I got him out, but he decided to stop and urinate on a car. The police picked him up at a bar down the street. He was cited for disorderly conduct and public drunkenness and banned from our property for no less than one year.

    I come into work last night, and I see a report for that day about a man getting arrested for the same thing. Guess who it was

    So now we have him for defiant trespass, because he was not supposed to be on our property.

    What I would have paid money to see though, was this: The guy has a very bad limp. I didn't know it when I dealt with him, but he had a prosthetic leg. He was so drunk he must not have attached it right and as my coworker was trying to usher him off property his leg kept falling off!
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

  • #2
    I can just see his lawyer telling him he doesn't have a leg to stand on as to why he was back on your property.

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    • #3
      Sounds like he was almost legless the first time.
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      • #4
        That explains the high alcohol tolerance. He really DOES have a hollow leg.
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          He's innocent, it was the One-armed man that really did it!
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