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  • #1

    I seriously wanted to reach through the computer and kill him

    OK, you have commited the three strikes needed for me to reduce myself to doing nothing more but repeatedly sending you the email address for customer service.
    First off, be a dick about me asking if you have a preference on the use of Go Ahead
    Second, ask me to violate FCC regulations.
    Third, call me a loser and tell me to get a life after I refuse to violate said violations.

    Yup, after that point all you get is a nice message saying "for further information contact" and giving you an email address... oh and by the way, telling me that you demand to speak to customer service is nice... here's their email address... telling me to transfer you is nice... here's their email address... telling me that the last person you talked to transferred you and you are a liar, because our customer service is ONLY done by email, here's that address again. Inviting me to perform certain sexual acts... sorry, but I have a boyfriend, and here's that email address again. Telling me to die in a fire, OK, I'll get right on that oh while you're waiting, take this email address to customer service. You want me to end the session... with pleasure, but before I do, here is the email address to customer service.
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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    you KNOW he's going to call back and ask for the address since you never gave it
    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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    • #3
      Quoth Argabarga View Post
      you KNOW he's going to call back and ask for the address since you never gave it
      Eagle's doing relay not giving out addresses. In any case unless he's made some god really angry or it's a small office chances are it's not his problem.
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #4
        Smiley, I hope you are enjoying your new job because..well...you're going for a new record on the posting of suckiness. Gotta admit it's interesting though.
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          Quoth Soulstealer View Post
          Eagle's doing relay not giving out addresses.
          He meant "gave the email for customer service." He was making a funny statement based on jerks' propensity for not paying attention to information they need, even when it's given many times.
          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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          • #6
            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
            You want me to end the session... with pleasure, but before I do, here is the email address to customer service.
            I'm amused that you gave the email address one last time before disconnecting. Lovely.

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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