Too far away

[joe hx]

again, background: answering phones in the middle of the night at a pizza place

me: Thank you for calling, can I help you?
sc: I want to place an order for delivery.
me: Ok, what's the address?
sc: It's <address that's too far away>.
me: I'm sorry, we don't have anyone that delivers that far.
sc: Then why do I get all these coupons?
me: I don't know, I don't do the advertising.
sc: Well, is there a <competitor's pizza place> that delivers to me?
me: I don't know, I don't work there.
sc: Well maybe you should!!! <hangs up>

[Nashida]

"I don't want to work there. I'd still have to deal with you there."

[ShadowTiger]

I think that is one of the funniest replies I've ever heard. I really don't think I would have been able to hold up the phone to continue the conversation while laughing as hard as I am now.