Respekt mah authoriti'

[Amina516]

Mr. Amina does 3rd party sales for a certain company that rhymes with "Herizon".. Lol. Anywho, he told me about this call last night that made me laugh.

Hubby - *opening stuff" How can I help you today.

Lady Caller - Hi, Id like to know if the "Smios" service is available in my area.

H- Of course. Let me get some information from you, verifying who you are and that you can make decisions for this account and Id be happy to help.

LC- Why?

H- Well, for your acct security we just need to make sure you are who you say you are.

LC- Thats stupid.

H- Can you verify your name for me?

LC- *Name*

H- Next is your acct number please

LC - CAN YOU JUST TELL ME IF I CAN GET "SMIOS" DAMMNIT!

H - Im sorry ma'am, but I am required to get you to answer these questions before I can help you.

LC- FINE!!! *YELLS ACCT NUMBER*!!

H - Ok, and last 4 digits of your social security?

LC - WHAT THE FUCK? YOU THINK IM ILLEGAL?!

H- No. Im just verifing your account for you, ma'am.

LC - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN AND AUTHORITY?

H- What? No! I am JUST asking you questions that I am required to ask EVERY CALLER.Ma'am, I am trying to help you, if you dont answer these questions I can not.

LC - BULLSHIT!! YOU DONT LIKE THAT IM A WOMAN AND YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I TELL YOU. *continues ranting for a little while then hangs up...*


Yeah, dumbass. Plus, only female authority he has to respect is ME! Lol.

*Im trying to get hubby to join this site, but hes resistant. Lol. He gets lots of stupid calls that could bring joy to CS.com*

[Nurian]

"Well lemme see. Oh! The computer says it can't tell you because it doesn't know who you are or where you are. But it is telling you to go fk yourself. Oh wait, that's me! *chuckle* Oh I get those two mixed up all the time!"

[Broomjockey]

LC - CAN YOU JUST TELL ME IF I CAN GET "SMIOS" DAMMNIT!

H - Im sorry ma'am, but I am required to get you to answer these questions before I can help you.

LC- FINE!!! *YELLS ACCT NUMBER*!!

H - Ok, and last 4 digits of your social security?

LC - WHAT THE FUCK? YOU THINK IM ILLEGAL?!

H- No. Im just verifing your account for you, ma'am.

LC - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN AND AUTHORITY?

H- What? No! I am JUST asking you questions that I am required to ask EVERY CALLER.Ma'am, I am trying to help you, if you dont answer these questions I can not.

LC - BULLSHIT!! YOU DONT LIKE THAT IM A WOMAN AND YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I TELL YOU. *continues ranting for a little while then hangs up...*

That's what could have happened, but how about this... *Clue music plays*

LC - CAN YOU JUST TELL ME IF I CAN GET "SMIOS" DAMMNIT!


H- I'm trying, but I need to see your account first. After all, you asked if YOU could get it, not if it was available in your area. I'd need to know who you are before I can answer that.

LC - Durrr... what?



I wish it coulda gone down that way.

[JustaCashier]

Next time Hubby declines, or hems and haws at your suggestion to join CS, you should say.....

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN AND AUTHORITY?

Mike

[tropicsgoddess]

LC - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN AND AUTHORITY?

No, but I have a problem with pea-brained harpies like you.

[jackfaire]

Grrrr paranoid freaks