Sexual Harassment FTW.

[Amina516]

I went into a patients room around midnight one night. I had some medication for him and he was still awake, so i didnt feel too bad.

I roll in there with my computer and meds, intro myself, assess him a little, give his meds and as a parting offer, as I do with ALL my patients I say "Well, let me know if theres anything you need. Ill be back to check on you later."

His response? "Oh, well....what I need, you probably wouldnt give me anyway.." Followed maybe with what I take was supposed to be a seductive glare?

Im thinking he wanted me to close the door and go to town on him or something. IDK....I kinda just look at him, suprress a laugh and say "Yeah..youre probably right...*snerk*" I then excuse myself and half run down the hall.

But yeah, the day I cheat on my husband with a scruffy, smelly, unkempt poor excuse for a man....oh, wait thatll be never.

[EvilEmpryss]

His response? "Oh, well....what I need, you probably wouldnt give me anyway."

"Yeah, we don't allow crap like McDonalds on the ward."

That, or:
"Psych meds, coming right up, 'cuz you're delusional."

[HawaiianShirts]

He probably read one too many Penthouse Letters or watched too many videos with the seductive nurses. Perhaps he's related to the guy (described in this forum, I think who complained to the hotel's front desk that the housekeepers refused to offer him sexual favors.

Still, Amina, I can't read this story without laughing at your avatar.

[ShadowTiger]

"Oh, well....what I need, you probably wouldnt give me anyway.."

Sponge bath?

[TruthHurts]

Sponge bath?

I was thinking enema

[calulu]

barium enema or a prep for a colon proceedure? LOL

He's been watching too many 'Naughty Nurse' videos.

[Polenicus]

Sponge bath?

That's what god invented large male nurses for.

[morgana]

Tell you what, last time I was in the hospital, I'd have loved to get a sponge bath from the male nurse. He was yummy. (I'm female, BTW.)

[Jester]

It is for smartasses like this that for years, while working in bars and restaurants, I have changed the "Is there anything else you need?" to "Do y'all have everything you need that I can legally get for you at this time?"

Yes, that gets a laugh 97% of the time!

And prevents the jackasses from requesting drugs, prostitutes, etc., etc.

He's been watching too many 'Naughty Nurse' videos.

There is no such thing as "too many" naughty nurse videos. Nor can there ever be!

[Amina516]

Still, Amina, I can't read this story without laughing at your avatar.

Hah! Touche'.

Believe me, My uniform looks nothing like that. Blue and navy scrubs, thats it.

And he smelled like he needed MORE than just a sponge bath...ugh.

Jester, I might try that line with some of the younger patients I get.

[PixelJockey]

And he smelled like he needed MORE than just a sponge bath...ugh.

Pressure Wash & delousing?

[Mamadrae]

"Ah you need a bath? I'll get Paul in here with a ten foot mop for you. Oh and don't worry about his dirty comments, I mean sure he's gay but he's a complete professional."

[Jester]

Jester, I might try that line with some of the younger patients I get.

I don't think I'll tell Nurse Betty that line. I mean, she knows I enjoy porn, but I am pretty sure she wants to be the only nurse I think about.

[Magpie]

"Ah you need a bath? I'll get Paul in here with a ten an eleven foot mop for you. Oh and don't worry about his dirty comments, I mean sure he's gay but he's a complete professional."

Fixed it for ya

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Oh, well....what I need, you probably wouldnt give me anyway.."

"You mean a bath with the fire hose? Of course I can give you that!"