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    so i'm working the bar today making drinks and the gal on drive thru, "A" has a customer that keeps changing her order. first she orders some peppermint brownies, but once she sees them, she doesn't want them because they aren't green. then she wants her drink remade because she doesn't want to pay for the syrup we put in. she's pretty bitchy at the point and after a few more changes at the window, she sees that she's holding up a line. so she says she's going to come in and deal with us inside. fine, whatever. she doesn't come in. nope. she zooms off and rear-ends someone on the street right in front of the store. cops are called, we watch her get a ticket. she looks pretty livid, but whatever. karma's a bitch!
    i feel sorry for the person she ended up hitting, tho.
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    You just made my morning.
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    • #3
      I feel bad for the innocent people in the other car, but that would have awesome to see.

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      • #4
        What a stupid bitch.

        And who thinks peppermint anything is going to be green? Everybody knows peppermint is red or pink.

        ^-.-^
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        • #5
          Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
          What a stupid bitch.

          And who thinks peppermint anything is going to be green? Everybody knows peppermint is red or pink.

          ^-.-^
          She might be thinking mint/spearmint (which peppermint is the superior mint imho but I am guessing some people hear the mint part and just think spearmint).

          And oh wow, peppermint brownies sound yummy!!!!! *drool* I'll take her brownie she didn't want.

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          • #6
            Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
            And who thinks peppermint anything is going to be green? Everybody knows peppermint is red or pink.
            Peppermint is only green when it's still in a plant. I'd be hesitant to eat a green baked good--can you tell that from mold?
            I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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            • #7
              Mold? Eh...just tell 'em it it frosting. j/k
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              • #8
                lol. A and i almost died laughing when we watched her get a ticket. at first we weren't sure it was her...but after we figured it was...awesome. she was still giddy about it 4 hours later.

                and the peppermint brownies are uh-mazing. bit over priced for the size, tho.
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                • #9
                  Ben & Jerry resisited doing mint choc ice cream for a while because they don't use artificical colour and it wouldn't be green.
                  "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                  • #10
                    That totally made my day!

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                    • #11
                      Mint is Mint - and i looooooooooove me some mint!!

                      That woman deserved that! Got a good chuckle.
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                      • #12
                        Who's to say the people in the other car weren't getting their own karmatic bitch-slap? Or maybe karma is just testing them before letting find out that something was wrong with their car before, but they can now say the woman caused it and get it fixed at her expense?
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                          And who thinks peppermint anything is going to be green? Everybody knows peppermint is red or pink.

                          ^-.-^
                          She may have been thinking of Grashoppers, which are mint chocolate brownies with mintier green frosting and a layer of chocolate on top.

                          Sucky nonetheless, with a nice karmic finish.
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