Coat check suckiness

[Mnemjian]

And you know the people who complain about needing their tickets would be the first (and loudest) to complain if you accidentally gave somebody else their coat

Okay, it took me a while to get dressed up and get my hubby to take the picture, but here you go:

Nice

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

Guys are lucky -- I only have two places I can stash the ticket, and it's hard for me to balance long enough to hike up my dress to get the ticket out of the top of my stockings.

Oh! Your stockings!

I'd tell you where I thought you meant. But then you would know how filthy my mind is.

[EvilEmpryss]

I'd tell you where I thought you meant. But then you would know how filthy my mind is.

In my shoe?

[Broomjockey]

In my shoe?

That's a word for it I've never heard before...

[EvilEmpryss]

That's a word for it I've never heard before...

I said shoe. I think I should have said boot.

[Broomjockey]

I think I should have said boot.

My mind, it's galloping off in all directions! AAAAAAHHHH! (For the record, many of those directions are dirty. )

[EvilEmpryss]

My work here is done.