Finally! A bit of faith in humanity!

[mariamousie1]

SC: So what's free?
CW: Uhh...nothings free.
SC: I thought this was for charity!
CW: It is.
SC: Then why are you charging for everything?

Uh...it's not a charity for YOU...unless they passed a law naming assholishness a disease. What would it be called? Assholitis? I'd donate all my savings!

Also, WIN for that awesome guy at the end. If I were that girl it would make my day and I'd never forget it. When I was little an old man gave my mother some money at McDonalds to buy me ice cream because I was so cute and well-behaved. I never forgot that.