I Think My Christmas Spirit Broke Today...

[Jester]

Jester-not a bad idea! Although, they would have to be less thick than the beer equivalent, as babies have small hands

If they can get their hands around the bottle, they can get their hands around the bottle + coozie. And I was thinking of the thinner coozies anyway, the kind of sleeve-type ones that slip right over the beer bottle. Not those big think clunky ones.

[Magpie]

Hmmm... I should go find the picture, but I think that, even for a stunt picture, my parents made sure to give me a beer can, not a bottle...

Before people worry, my dad belonged to the Beer Can Collectors of America (for the Tanya Huff fans out there, yes, it really does exist), and his friends made up one specially for me, with a nipple on the top. There is a picture of me, doing what was expected. As far as I know, it hadn't held beer in ages and ages.