Because of the holidays I've been playing a lot of services. I've also played a lot of Christmas concerts at all boys catholic private schools where flutists are in short supply. One school in particular is giving me a lot of trouble because their winter concert was 3 weeks ago. I signed a contract where I'd play 3 concerts at $100 a concert. Awesome, money for gift shopping. The contract also said that I'd be payed at the last concert, which was a morning assembly. The teacher was weird. Here's one of the discussions we had:
I'm posting this here because I am providing a service to the school, so they are my customers and they're sucking right now. Anywho, this school has multiple buildings, a middle school and high school on the same campus, and I had never been there. I had no idea where the auditorium was, but luckily I was able to follow the throngs of parents going to see the concert. I mentioned to him that I was lucky all these parents showed up so early for the concert, or else I'd be lost. He stared at me like my head had just exploded.
SC: You mean you've never been here?
Me: No
SC: How could you never have been here? That's impossible
Me:...well I've never had reason to come here
SC: Where are you from?
Me: Here, about 30 minutes away, but I go to "big university down the street"
SC: How long have you lived here? You must have just recently moved, right?
Me: No...I've lived here my whole life
SC: And you've never been here?
Come on, how have you not been able to grasp this concept yet? Your school is not the center of the universe.
Me: Well, have you ever been to "the high school I went to?"
SC: No, but it's not a big school
WHAT! This school has 200 students in both the middle school and high school combined, my high school had 1,000 students just in my class. Long graduation ceremony. Funny story, there was a thunder storm and the power went out, which also knocked out the air conditioning. It was soooo hot. We did our ceremony without our robes on in the dark
SC: So, no one in your family has ever been here?
Me: Well, as a young jewish woman I've never really had the opportunity to attend an all boys catholic school.
That shut him up. So now the suck. The last concert was 3 weeks ago. They did not have a check for me. I knew with the holidays it would take forever to get through the mail system. I was so angry. Today I just got a check. For $30. They left off a 0! I checked my copy of the contract and it indeed was $100/concert, not 10. I'm owed $270! I want my money. Of course the school is closed and it's impossible to get through their automated menu to even leave a message for a real person. I've e-mailed the teacher, but haven't heard from him yet. This is annoying.
I'm posting this here because I am providing a service to the school, so they are my customers and they're sucking right now. Anywho, this school has multiple buildings, a middle school and high school on the same campus, and I had never been there. I had no idea where the auditorium was, but luckily I was able to follow the throngs of parents going to see the concert. I mentioned to him that I was lucky all these parents showed up so early for the concert, or else I'd be lost. He stared at me like my head had just exploded.
SC: You mean you've never been here?
Me: No
SC: How could you never have been here? That's impossible
Me:...well I've never had reason to come here
SC: Where are you from?
Me: Here, about 30 minutes away, but I go to "big university down the street"
SC: How long have you lived here? You must have just recently moved, right?
Me: No...I've lived here my whole life
SC: And you've never been here?
Come on, how have you not been able to grasp this concept yet? Your school is not the center of the universe.
Me: Well, have you ever been to "the high school I went to?"
SC: No, but it's not a big school
WHAT! This school has 200 students in both the middle school and high school combined, my high school had 1,000 students just in my class. Long graduation ceremony. Funny story, there was a thunder storm and the power went out, which also knocked out the air conditioning. It was soooo hot. We did our ceremony without our robes on in the dark
SC: So, no one in your family has ever been here?
Me: Well, as a young jewish woman I've never really had the opportunity to attend an all boys catholic school.
That shut him up. So now the suck. The last concert was 3 weeks ago. They did not have a check for me. I knew with the holidays it would take forever to get through the mail system. I was so angry. Today I just got a check. For $30. They left off a 0! I checked my copy of the contract and it indeed was $100/concert, not 10. I'm owed $270! I want my money. Of course the school is closed and it's impossible to get through their automated menu to even leave a message for a real person. I've e-mailed the teacher, but haven't heard from him yet. This is annoying.
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