Where are the homosexuals?

[Ironclad Alibi]

I have a list if I should develop such powers, rest assured that you won't be on it (and not only because it would be redundant)

That reminds of the t-shirt that says: "The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list."

[Andara Bledin]

Hell, lots of people have thought *I* was gay. The funniest was the girl who (a) I thought was hot, (b) told me I had a great ass, and (c) then asked me if I was bi or just gay.

Well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad...

^-.-^

[Jester]

"Every Rose Has It's Thorn" is still one of my favorite songs.

Several of my dorm-mates wanted to kill me for getting drunk and stupid and playing that song to death too many times. Seriously, I think some of them may have developed a complex from that song. I played it that often. Loudly. Through thin walls. Late.

Yeah, I was pretty much an idiot. Oh, wait....what's changed?

[Broomjockey]

Yeah, I was pretty much an idiot. Oh, wait....what's changed?

You're chronologically older, and your hair style is slightly different.

[Spiffy McMoron]

I am putting my money on the band Paramore.

Long odds say it also could have been No Doubt or Metric, but Paramore is a smart man's bet.

[Imogene]

Seriously, I think some of them may have developed a complex from that song. I played it that often. Loudly. Through thin walls. Late.

Ask my brother about hearing the soundtrack to Moulin Rouge every single weekend at O'Dark-Thirty, on high, through his dorm walls. Every weekend like clockwork, he told me.

[Jester]

You're chronologically older, and your hair style is slightly different.

No, my hair style is MUCH different. Shorter, no mullet, better styled, and I have added the goatee. I look far less dorky than I did back then.

And when I dress up, my dress clothes are MUCH nicer.

[Lindsey]

Maybe they're not gay, but you know, they're gay. Help me find them.

Hahaha. I'd have to second Jonas Brothers, seeing as they're gay and all. Gotta love those obtuse customers sometimes.

Also, go Fansons! *still loves Isaac and Zac*

[Julesy]

So did you ever find out what exactly he wanted?

From the "help me find them!" it doesn't sound to me like he had a problem with homosexuals and the fact that they were on her wall - it sounds like he was looking to buy her something related to the poster? Trying to find out what their name was, so that he could buy her a cd or whatever by them?

He just had a very bad way of expressing his query.
Both in his wording and in his exasperated demeanor.