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  • #1

    You Insluted me

    A few days ago I was checking one of the cross-merch displays in another dept. A older SC approaches me...

    SC: Do you have any more of <several items>?
    Me: I don't work in <dept> but but let me get you someone who does and they will know.
    SC: Why can;t you tell me?
    Me: I would just be guessing. They will know the correct answer.
    SC: Why don't you know.
    Me: Because I work in <dept A>. I don't know all the specifics about <DEPT B> (which is as far removed form dept A as possible)
    SC: .....
    Me: I will get someone for you.

    I got in the back room, grab a employee and wall out with other employee to show them SC.

    Me: ma'am <name, say dave>, the dept. manager will be able to help you
    Dave: How can I help you?
    SC: *turns back towards us* No, you can't I was INSULTED!!!!!!! *stomps off*
    Dave: what dis she want?
    Me: <items>
    Dave: yeah, just got some in this morning.
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  • #2
    I never knew wanting to get someone the correct information was 'insulting.' Or in her case, InSlutting.
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    • #3
      Possibly the most marvelous typo in the history of Customers Suck!
      Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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      • #4
        Yes, don't you love how trying to do your best to get the customer the right information is an "insult" to them, because you are not able to pull the information they want directly out of your ass?

        More proof that some people are just determined to complain or to be miserable, no matter what we do to help them.

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is         Still A Customer."

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        • #5
          I never had anyone get as bent out of shape as that, but this happened a few times:

          "Do you have any more (item?)"

          "Let me check with (other coworker.)"

          "What, you don't know?"

          "No, (other coworker) is the one that handles that particular section."

          That was usually the end of it, but I guess they couldn't understand that the store was huge, and no one person knew the whole thing.
          Sometimes life is altered.
          Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
          Uneasy with confrontation.
          Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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          • #6
            I love it when customers have stated that "they have never been so insulted in my life" to me.

            Once on my last day at the Auto Parts Store I got my wish when they did that to me and I got to drop this line..."Wow! With an attitude like that you have been very lucky so far."
            I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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            • #7
              Reminds me of this.

              http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/11/25/
              http://www.deezer.com/#music/album/100130
              Melody Gardot

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              • #8
                Quoth mattm04 View Post
                SC: *turns back towards us* No, you can't I was INSULTED!!!!!!! *stomps off*
                I've also had customers like this recently... When you tell them something 3 times and they are still oblivious facts , you're dealing with with mental issues, and its time to call a manager.

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                • #9
                  Quoth HYHYBT View Post
                  Possibly the most marvelous typo in the history of Customers Suck!
                  Better than Outsluting I guess...

                  *OP, not making fun of you but that typo is hilarious!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                    I love it when customers have stated that "they have never been so insulted in my life" to me.

                    Once on my last day at the Auto Parts Store I got my wish when they did that to me and I got to drop this line..."Wow! With an attitude like that you have been very lucky so far."
                    I didn't wait till my last day at my old job... I don't think I ever want to do billing support ever again, it truly makes me jaded and causes me to lose my faith in humanity as a whole

                    I knew the call center I was in was going to be closing, (for a very notorious online provider) the floor lore had been around for months prior and frankly, I didn't care that much either. I'd been there for over nine years, so I was no longer afraid to push the envelope.

                    So when I got the line from this particularily nasty woman - as I wasn't telling her what she wanted to hear (i.e. I wasn't giving her all her 'entitlements'), "I've never been so insulted in my life!" I said, "well, maybe it's about time!"

                    Of course that didn't go over too well, but it did stop one form of irateness and created another form.

                    Still, there are some customers out there that do need to hear that from time to time.

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                    • #11
                      insluted

                      I have been single for quite a while. Can I be Insluted also?

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