Your baby caused a CRITICALLY EPIC FAIL.

[Mystic]

The amount of epicness is absolutely unfathomable.

I just hope I never have to experience anything like that.

[ShadowTiger]

I can imagine the mom probably left a pile of used paper towels lying on the bathroom floor. And going home, telling hubby, "guess what happened today. I went to get an umbrella for the patio table but they don't have any! And Bubba had a little accident, and I didn't have any extra diapers on me so I used the pink insulation with that Pink Panter on it to make a temporary diaper."

That's entirely creepy. The store actually does keep the pink insulation right outside the ladies room. Though that's been the case in a lot of hardware stores I've seen in the area. I have no idea why they lay the store out like that. ._O'

I predict the fastest transition to WS in the history of CS.

Being terrible with acronyms, may I please inquire as to what "WS" stands for? (And I take it "CS" is this website, and not a particularly .. um .. Customer suck.

[fireheart]

For everyone's benefit...the commercial that I was referring to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgu4AZLHLrQ

ShadowTiger....WS means War Stories. And a reminder for people NOW:

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[Ree]

That's quite the story.
It's like something you see in the movies. (In fact, I'm sure I have seen something similar in a movie. )

What a twit...coming to a store in the middle of winter with a baby dressed only in a diaper...and no spare diapers?

She basically left with a naked baby...in January...in winter...in sub-zero weather?

Poor kid.

[ShadowTiger]

I'll ask around in the cashier area to get any of the memories from them to see if anyone heard anything from the lady in red.

For everyone's benefit...the commercial that I was referring to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgu4AZLHLrQ

Oh that is awesome. XD Thanks for sharing that. I chuckled.

ShadowTiger....WS means War Stories. And a reminder for people NOW:

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Ah, so that's what it stands for. Thanks. I've been in the forum before, reading the stories, but acronyms are something that simply do not mix with me.

[Boozy]

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Thanks.

[AnaKhouri]

Babies can do epic poops (Khan got it up to his armpits one time...) but holy cow! And who doesn't carry a fully loaded diaper bag wherever you go? I feel sorry for the kid since it sounds like his mom is a moron and sorry for you guys who had to clean it up.

[Moggie]

I am also a bad person because I laughed really loudly at this. Did anyone else have the Benny Hill/ Yakkity Sax music going in their heads as they read it?

[BusBus]

1) Mum must not really be getting this "parenting" thing. First, your kid needs to be dressed appropriately for the weather. Second, you need to be a bit more prepared when taking your kid out. And third, you are responsible for your child and his actions until he is old enough to know better. Therefore, show some embarrassment and assist in cleaning up the mess!

2) I feel bad, but I found that hilarious!

[BlaqueKatt]

And who doesn't carry a fully loaded diaper bag wherever you go?

People that aren't parents of small children?

Actually I never did-I became quite fond of cargo pants-never needed a diaper bag
I also don't carry a purse-just a wallet

[BookstoreEscapee]

For everyone's benefit...the commercial that I was referring to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgu4AZLHLrQ

that's funny

Did anyone else have the Benny Hill/ Yakkity Sax music going in their heads as they read it?

No, but I do now...

As for being out with a nearly-naked baby...I can't help but wonder if baby had a previous incident on the way to the store...

[EvilEmpryss]

As for being out with a nearly-naked baby...I can't help but wonder if baby had a previous incident on the way to the store...

THIS! I'm betting on this!

[Dreamstalker]

I am also a bad person because I laughed really loudly at this. Did anyone else have the Benny Hill/ Yakkity Sax music going in their heads as they read it?

Yes I laughed so hard I scared the cat and mom thought I was choking on something.

Poor kid though, nothing but a diaper in this weather (I'm suspecting that the kid had a bad stomach bug and a previous incident). The mom doesn't sound like the brightest bulb in the lamp.

[ShadowTiger]

Well, I just got back home from work, and asked the cashiers. Only one of them was around, and she remembered seeing the baby wrapped in paper towels and nothing else, while complaining about the lack of a baby seat.

[Andara Bledin]

Damn.

I'm thinking it's at that point that someone seriously consider calling CPS....

^-.-^