Secret Soups

[elsporko]

Be honest, you would have given him the potato bacon if he gave you the secret handshake, right?

[Imogene]

Be honest, you would have given him the potato bacon if he gave you the secret handshake, right?

If the secret handshake includes turning 180, walking forward... eh... two miles, and finding your nearest grocery store, and buying potato bacon soup, then yes.

[42_42_42]

That product is all sorts of wrong but so so right at that same time. I might have to get some. It would be great on popcorn.

How the HELL is a BACON flavored condiment vegetarian and kosher?????

[EvilEmpryss]

How the HELL is a BACON flavored condiment vegetarian and kosher?????

"Bacon-flavor" does not in any way guarantee that there was any actual pork product used in the making of the flavoring. That's how they make those little soy-bacon crispies that once-meat-eating veggies can put on their salad.

I wouldn't say they compare favorably to *real* bacon bits, but they're sometimes better than nothing.

[zara1269]

Be honest, you would have given him the potato bacon if he gave you the secret handshake, right?

Heck yeah! We only keep it for the extra special customers who know what the secret is.

Apparently we have all sorts of menu items that we don't make available to the general public. We will have custy's instead of asking if we have a specific donut will ask us to list the over 15 that we do have and then ask if we have one we didn't list. It's not really sucky just a tad annoying and a time suck.

[MrPibbsRevenge]

The soup is a lie!

[Broomjockey]

How the HELL is a BACON flavored condiment vegetarian and kosher?????

EE pretty much covered it, but your...enthusiasm in this query compels me to point out that unless any foodstuff says "Real *insert item* flavouring," it's chemically flavoured, or flavoured with something roughly approximating the proper flavour. There's regulations and laws about what can be put on packaging and in advertising, as we all know, so if it just says "*item* flavoured, it won't have any of *item,* or else they'd play it up more. Check ingredients panels on stuff next time you're shopping. You'd be surprised.

[donruss]

EPIC FAIL with the Jedi mind trick!!! YOU LOSE SIR, GOOD DAY!!!

Cookies for all who get the reference!

[Ironclad Alibi]

YOU LOSE SIR, GOOD DAY!!!

That part is from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version).

[DGoddessChardonnay]

That's the "special soup" that's kept under the counter.

I'm surprised it wasn't stashed in the bathroom in one of the toilets.

[dalesys]

I'm surprised it wasn't stashed in the bathroom in one of the toilets.

That's our Sourdough Soup. We have to renew the starter for every batch.