The Merrie Malaise of Check Approval

[Wenchie]

Zoom, that was wonderful! And I realize that I've spent way too much time engrossed in literature, since not only was I able to read your post clearly, but I tried to turn the page for the next act.

[Ashaela]

I's just thinkin'.... The only thing missing is iambic pentameter....

[Absenthius]

While I haven't taken higher study level Olde English, I must say that was beautiful. I am sure Shakespeare himself would weep; if not for the quality of your writ, then for the turn human society has taken to warrant its creation.