I was working in the kitchen today, and was due to finish at 6pm. We had sold a lot of roast dinners, and were running dangerously low. Fifteen minutes before my shift ended, a ticket appeared for TEN dinners. I started raiding the fridges and freezers looking for more food, but had no luck. There was no where near enough vegetables or meat left to make ten dinners. I called the manager into the kitchen.
M: So how many dinners can you make?
Me: Three...four at the very most. Whoever put it through should have really checked that I could make that many. I've given the bar enough warnings that we were low on food.
M: Right, I'll go and see what they want instead.
He returned a few minutes later.
M: Whole order is getting cancelled.
Me: So they don't want anything?
M: Nope. And, well, let's just say they're not very happy.
Me: Geeze, I'm glad I'm safe in here then!
Not for long. My shift ended ten minutes later. I left the kitchen and headed for the back room. Along the way, I happened to pass a table for ten. All of a sudden, I heard:
SC1: Oh look, there's the cook!
SC2: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC3: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SC4: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC5: Where's our food, huh?!?! Why can't we get a roast dinner?
SC6: BOOOOOOOO!
SC7: If you worked for me, you would have lost your job!
I laughed at the childishness of it all, and went into the break room to get changed. When I went to leave the pub, the group was also leaving at the exact same time as me. They didn't recognise me without my uniform on.
M: So how many dinners can you make?
Me: Three...four at the very most. Whoever put it through should have really checked that I could make that many. I've given the bar enough warnings that we were low on food.
M: Right, I'll go and see what they want instead.
He returned a few minutes later.
M: Whole order is getting cancelled.
Me: So they don't want anything?
M: Nope. And, well, let's just say they're not very happy.
Me: Geeze, I'm glad I'm safe in here then!
Not for long. My shift ended ten minutes later. I left the kitchen and headed for the back room. Along the way, I happened to pass a table for ten. All of a sudden, I heard:
SC1: Oh look, there's the cook!
SC2: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC3: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SC4: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC5: Where's our food, huh?!?! Why can't we get a roast dinner?
SC6: BOOOOOOOO!
SC7: If you worked for me, you would have lost your job!
I laughed at the childishness of it all, and went into the break room to get changed. When I went to leave the pub, the group was also leaving at the exact same time as me. They didn't recognise me without my uniform on.

Not to you, but to your customers, nay, hecklers. WTF did they think that was going to accomplish, aside from get them a lot of negative attention? Bwahahahahaha!


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