What is this "bag" you speak of?

[Boozy]

This story almost made it into "Brain Burps", but the last bit moved her well into the realm of "Sucky".

Me: Would you like a bag?

(We always ask this for single item purchases. Because we're in a grocery store, most people have plenty of room in their grocery bags for their bottle of wine, and don't want another thing to carry.)

Her: I already bought a bag!

Me: Do you mean you previously bought one of our reusable wine bags? I can put it in there if you have it with you.

Her: I have a bag from the grocery store.

Me: Okay. You'd like it in there, then? (Pointing to her cart full of bags.)

Her: Well, I bought my bags.

Me: So.... in with your groceries then? (YES or NO, lady!)

Her: They already charged me for my bags.

(The grocery store charges 5 cents per plastic bag).

Me: Okay, but if you'd like one of ours, you can have it. We don't charge.

Her: My bags are paid for.

Me: ...

Her: ...

Me: (Giving up) Your total is $12.45.

She pays. I hand her the bottle and her receipt.

Her: (Bitchy tone) Do I not get a bag?



I can't for the life of me figure out how this broad managed to put her pants on and get to the store without assistance from a higher life form.

[Athaelia]

WTF?

Wow, not only is she an idiot, but she's a bitchy idiot as well.

[fireheart]

She should come down to my state. NO plastic bags. It's either the reusable, the heavier plastic or the paper. And in most cases, you have to pay for them (the point is that they're trying to REDUCE the number of bags that get used)

[Krivak]

I can't for the life of me figure out how this broad managed to put her pants on and get to the store without assistance from a higher life form.

Her dog probably helped her.

[Ree]

What a moron!

BTW...please don't turn this thread into yet another discussion about charging for bags, please. I think we have enough of those discussions on here, and it's not really what this thread is about.

[tollbaby]

no, no... this is all about the stupid LOL

Am I the only one having the thought that perhaps we shouldn't be allowing someone that stupid to purchase alcohol?

[csquared]

Am I the only one having the thought that perhaps we shouldn't be allowing someone that stupid to purchase alcohol?

Should we allow them to have a bag? Then again...

[SouthernSugar]

I'd be afraid she'd forget that the booze goes in the bag and not her head... *rolls eyes* Gotta love the dumb ones who compound the dumbness with sheer cussedness.

[Lace Neil Singer]

What a silly old bag.