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    i HATE when im working hard on something at work, say a planogram. i realize the aisles in my store are narrow, its a small store...and i end up making a mess, no matter how hard i try not to

    if a person needs to get by and says excuse me....no problemo.

    but since only 1 in 20 actually says that, i get mad.

    especially when im either sitting on the floor or kneeling and so im butt level with customers. (please dont fart) getting crotch to the face is a little much. too much when its every other customer, and none of which has said excuse me, and all of which has just messed up something i just made look really good. when i do a plano i get a little ocd and want it to look perfect. then some ass-hat takes something and just like idk drops it back on the shelf? like its so damn hard to put something back the right way.

    idk how many times i uttered to myself tonite saying how i guess im not allowed to have personal space.

    i should stick my arms out and spin in circles in order to achieve that space

  • #2
    suggestion:
    next time you get crotch to face poke them. they object then say well you couldn't say something before so pay up since i had to be subjected to your nasty self

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    • #3
      Quoth sarasquirrel View Post

      i should stick my arms out and spin in circles in order to achieve that space
      If you had sharp pointy things at the end of your arms.... I would give you space, in fact, I'd be shopping 5 aisles away from you.
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      • #4
        Its even worse than when they actually lean on you to reach something.
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        • #5
          Quoth gaspode View Post
          Its even worse than when they actually lean on you to reach something.
          theres plenty of times where out of nowhere an arm shows up about 2 inches from my face. do they say excuse me? nope!




          hmm sharp pointy things

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          • #6
            Methinks you need to buy this jacket here and make it part of your work uniform.
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            • #7
              Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
              Methinks you need to buy this jacket here and make it part of your work uniform.
              haha that would work! but we're technically not supposed to even wear zip up sweatshirts...jerks.

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              • #8
                That's nasty, but of course everyone knows retail employees = inanimate objects.

                Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                Methinks you need to buy this jacket here and make it part of your work uniform.
                Well if you're going to suggest armour, why not go all the way with this? No more personal space issues!
                Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Talon View Post
                  That's nasty, but of course everyone knows retail employees = inanimate objects.



                  Well if you're going to suggest armour, why not go all the way with this? No more personal space issues!
                  lol facing and ringing would be a little difficult with those on though

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                  • #10
                    Quoth sarasquirrel View Post
                    lol facing and ringing would be a little difficult with those on though
                    Oh that's right. Ok, how about a nice spiked helmet instead? No one would ever bump their crotch in your face again!
                    Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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                    • #11
                      No no, you need one of these:

                      http://www.computergamers.com/techno...ed-jacket.html

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Flying Grype View Post
                        lol nice! id shock a customer and then they would complain or ask where the toothpaste is

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                        • #13
                          I believe the perfect trade for a crotch to the face is a boot to the head.
                          And one for Jenny and the wimp.

                          (Note: I am not actually condoning violence against SC's.)
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