Bad Luck Twitch Strikes Again

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Ya teen wrote his name in the dew on a car in the driveway

Ah, brings back memories of Deep Thoughts...

Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield; so I wrote THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE A FART in the dirt. Later I asked Marta if she thought it was a childish thing to do. She said, "Well, maybe," Man, whose side is she on, anyway?

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

"Adventures With Twitch" sounds like a great movie title.

Not for Charlie and Emilio, though... It sounds like the guy who plays Twitch needs to be big like Dwayne Johnson but look kinda like Jason Lee in "My Name Is Earl"...

Nah, Billy Bob Thornton. Has to be.

[bainsidhe]

I love your stories, but for some reason gory accidents never factored in to what I thought you did. Don't know why, probably because it's just sad and....ew. I have even more respect for your line of work now.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

"Adventures With Twitch" sounds like a great movie title.

Not for Charlie and Emilio, though... It sounds like the guy who plays Twitch needs to be big like Dwayne Johnson but look kinda like Jason Lee in "My Name Is Earl"...

And co-starring Ethan Suplee as "Silent Cal."

Now that would be comedic gold.