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A Tale of Nasty Cereal, Nine PM Sleepers, And Filthy Filthy Soap
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When you get the "March right over" statement simply snap to attention, click you heals together, give the Nazi salute, reply "Jawhol Mein Furher", and then goose step over to where ever they want to go.Quoth TruthHurts View PostI found out later that she did claim to have allergies not only to soap but apparantly manners. I swear when someone orders me to march over and do something I wanna ask them to march out of my lobby and my sight.Bow down before me for I am ROOT
Preserving precious bodily fluids sine 1952
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I was thinking shredded wheat, preferably the big blocks of it.Quoth AFpheonix View PostCorn pops occurred to me later
Would a sadomasochist poop Capn' Crunch? I know what it does to my mouth, I'd hate to see what it would do to my butt....
I think it would feel like crapping a Brillo pad.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Quoth TruthHurts View PostI found out later that she did claim to have allergies not only to soap but apparantly manners.
Like I said before, she could've handled it MUCH better, if it is in fact true that she has allergies.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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Even these?Quoth idrinkarum View Post*has now officially sworn off all cereals for the rest of her life*
(I have no idea what they're called)
Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
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