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  • #31
    I would find it hard to resist waving bye as the doormen kicked out the whackjobs.

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    • #32
      Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
      SC: I knew you were going to say that! I thought you were a dick in school and I can see that you are still a dick now! Fucking dick!
      Quoth Talon View Post
      "Ma'am, I resent your bias against the dick. It has one other function (that I'm aware of) besides fucking, that is equally vital to the survival of the species. It is grossly unfair to characterize the dick by only one of its functions."
      Utilizing both functions, she was pissed off by a fucking dick.
      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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      • #33
        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
        Utilizing both functions, she was pissed off by a fucking dick.
        Brilliant! I am SO glad I wasn't drinking anything!
        Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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        • #34
          Clearly the SC who called you a dick is truly ignorant of the meaning of the word.

          I try never to call someone a dick simply because they've pissed me off.

          After all, a dick has a use.
          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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