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hey guys and gals sorry for not posting in a while i had a lot of stuff going on. mostly with family stuff. this is about a crazy lady coming into the paintball shop and being you know crazy.
S: moi
cl: crazy lady
ok so this lady comes in looking calm and collected like she was a good person who would be delightful to be around. she comes up to te register and what does she say? hm hm anyone
cl: so do you feel good about yourself sell dangerous things to children.
S:
What.
cl: yes do you feel good about selling things that hurt people.
S: um lady none of these things are lethal or dangerous if you use the right gear.(ergo a mask or goggles with a few layers of clothing.)
cl: no these things you sell are dangerous. they teach children how to use weapons and make them believe that shooting other people is fun.
S: lady the guns in this shop are only sold to people 18 years or older as madated by state law.
at this point she freaks out
cl: NO NO NO YOU SELL THINGS THAT TRAIN PEOPLE HOW TO KILL.(she goes over to the gun wall that has the cheap airsoft guns for sale and guess what happens she starts grabbing the guns off the wall and starts throwing them on the floor and smashing them).
S: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
cl: I'm making sure these will never be used by anybody again.
S:GET THE FUCK OUTA MY STORE NOW OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE.
cl: go ahead call the police I'll show them how your training kids how to kill.
(so i call the police while she justs stands there waiting for what i'll do next.
cops get there they arrest her and she starts screaming.)
cl:WHAT ARE DOING HE SHOULD BE THE ONE ARRESTED HIM AND THE ONES WHO SELL THOSE VIDEOGAMES THAT TRAIN KIDS TO MURDER.
policeman: ok S we're gonna need a statement from you and also what she's done to your store.
at this point i'm pissed the fuck off.
S: oh yeah I'll give you a staement I'll also sue her ass for the damages.
i found out three days later that she was the one who broke into the gamestore next door and trashed the place so yeah she's gonna be facing some jail time.
S: moi
cl: crazy lady
ok so this lady comes in looking calm and collected like she was a good person who would be delightful to be around. she comes up to te register and what does she say? hm hm anyone
cl: so do you feel good about yourself sell dangerous things to children.
S:
What.cl: yes do you feel good about selling things that hurt people.
S: um lady none of these things are lethal or dangerous if you use the right gear.(ergo a mask or goggles with a few layers of clothing.)
cl: no these things you sell are dangerous. they teach children how to use weapons and make them believe that shooting other people is fun.
S: lady the guns in this shop are only sold to people 18 years or older as madated by state law.
at this point she freaks out
cl: NO NO NO YOU SELL THINGS THAT TRAIN PEOPLE HOW TO KILL.(she goes over to the gun wall that has the cheap airsoft guns for sale and guess what happens she starts grabbing the guns off the wall and starts throwing them on the floor and smashing them).
S: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
cl: I'm making sure these will never be used by anybody again.
S:GET THE FUCK OUTA MY STORE NOW OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE.
cl: go ahead call the police I'll show them how your training kids how to kill.
(so i call the police while she justs stands there waiting for what i'll do next.
cops get there they arrest her and she starts screaming.)
cl:WHAT ARE DOING HE SHOULD BE THE ONE ARRESTED HIM AND THE ONES WHO SELL THOSE VIDEOGAMES THAT TRAIN KIDS TO MURDER.
policeman: ok S we're gonna need a statement from you and also what she's done to your store.
at this point i'm pissed the fuck off.
S: oh yeah I'll give you a staement I'll also sue her ass for the damages.
i found out three days later that she was the one who broke into the gamestore next door and trashed the place so yeah she's gonna be facing some jail time.
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