Metric Moron

[Andara Bledin]

Not to mention if you get that shit on you, you're in *serious* danger of catching "teh stupid," which is highly contagious and detrimental to one's health

Not as detrimental as some would prefer...

>.>

[protege]

As Ron White says: Ya can't fix stupid.

Actually you can. But, society tends to frown upon beating sense into someone with a bat...

What?

[XCashier]

Yeah, but mopping melted brains off the floor is just so messy.

Fortunately, with this guy, it'll be a very small mess.

[MrPibbsRevenge]

Not so much messy, as it is hard on the eyes and back, having to squint through a magnifying glass while bending over and cleaning up with a Q-Tip, the typical amount of brains SC's possess.


Mike

They do tend to leave heinous stains behind however,no amount of OxyClean or necromancy can easily demolish the remnants of "teh stupids"

[JustaCashier]

Yeah, but mopping melted brains off the floor is just so messy

Not so much messy, as it is hard on the eyes and back, having to squint through a magnifying glass while bending over and cleaning up with a Q-Tip, the typical amount of brains SC's possess.


Mike

[Mnemjian]

I wouldn't be mad at the supermarket as much as I'd be annoyed by the manufacturer who had to put complicated math equations on their packaging which you'd have to solve to figure out the amount inside. 1.5 divided by 1.XX?? Hold on, lemme get a calculator...

[Shalom]

Reminds me of a customer in the supermarket I worked in who argued with the manager over a gallon of milk. He honestly believed (or perhaps was trying to scam a 50 cents out of us?) that the expiration date on the bottle was the price. So if it was around January 5, he though the milk was $1.05.

Cue the New York City joke about the guy who got stopped on the Cross Bronx Expressway for speeding. "But I wasn't speeding, officer, the sign there says 95!" "Sir, that's the route number, not the speed limit." "It is?! ... Oh. Well, then I guess it's a good thing you stopped me before I got to the Whitestone Bridge..."

(that's Interstate 678, for those of you not from the area.)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Not to mention if you get that shit on you, you're in *serious* danger of catching "teh stupid," which is highly contagious and detrimental to one's health

Not to mention terminal.

As Ron White says: Ya can't fix stupid.

[cinema guy]

Says the man with the 3 millimeter/ 1/8" dick.

Fixed it for ya.

[protege]

Yeah, but mopping melted brains off the floor is just so messy

Not to mention if you get that shit on you, you're in *serious* danger of catching "teh stupid," which is highly contagious and detrimental to one's health

[dbblsanta]

Reminds me of a customer in the supermarket I worked in who argued with the manager over a gallon of milk. He honestly believed (or perhaps was trying to scam a 50 cents out of us?) that the expiration date on the bottle was the price. So if it was around January 5, he though the milk was $1.05.

And the manager actually gave it to him for that price! I just hope he made him pay $12.31 for the same milk the following December.

[Sheldonrs]

"SC: Not you just making shit up. I served in the Navy. I know what I am talking about."

Says the man with the 3 millimeter dick.

[LillFilly]

I wanted to tell him to look at his cars speedometer, be careful or those kilometers may steal your miles.

OHMYGODS!

So THAT'S where my miles are going! I just KNEW my car was involved in some nefarious plot against me!

But really. That guy's argument hurt my brain...

[Chrismor]

Yeah, but mopping melted brains off the floor is just so messy.

C.

[dbuzman]

Tell people like that that format also means and/or not just divided by. Maybe you'll get their tiny brains to melt down and then you won't ever have to see them again.