If that title makes sense, I weep...
Had a... *grit teeth* Lady *unclench jaw* come through my self check today who started it off horribly by saying "Yadda yadda, I hate these things..." *grab knife* so I go stand nearby, since my side's dead, and I can watch her scan in case I need to fix anything.
Anyway, at one point, she mutters, "No one ever offers to help me take my groceries to the car..." *readies cattle prod*
I reply immediately, "Hmm, that's odd, when I was a bagger they basically made us offer to take carts out for customers."
She immediately goes into super bitch mode *fanfare* "You're you, and why would I make that up?"
I... habba... wha? "I didn't say you did, I'm just saying, when I was a bagger, it was routine to offer assistance to everyone. Haven't bagged in a while now, though." *hurray for small miracles*
Had a... *grit teeth* Lady *unclench jaw* come through my self check today who started it off horribly by saying "Yadda yadda, I hate these things..." *grab knife* so I go stand nearby, since my side's dead, and I can watch her scan in case I need to fix anything.
Anyway, at one point, she mutters, "No one ever offers to help me take my groceries to the car..." *readies cattle prod*
I reply immediately, "Hmm, that's odd, when I was a bagger they basically made us offer to take carts out for customers."
She immediately goes into super bitch mode *fanfare* "You're you, and why would I make that up?"
I... habba... wha? "I didn't say you did, I'm just saying, when I was a bagger, it was routine to offer assistance to everyone. Haven't bagged in a while now, though." *hurray for small miracles*

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