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so yesterday i worked an 8 hour shift. fell asleep while planning to type this up...
luckily i had few mishaps!
shake yo' groove thang
i understand that people are crazy. i get it. but i had lady yesterday who asked us to not shake her hot coffee. when i asked her to clarify, she said that she didn't like how mixed her drinks had been in the past. i said "well...when we pour the steamed milk on top of the shots in the bottom of the cup, it pretty much mixes itself..." she said that's what she wanted but the last few times she had come in her drink had been too mixed up. ergo shaken coffee...i don't get it.
i want what you don't have
(...) = my thoughts on the matter
me: thank you for stopping by sbux, what can we get started for you?
dude: yeah are the muffins on your menu the only one we have?
(...no, actually we have this super colossal muffin that gives whomever eats it magical powers and you'll be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes
me: yup. we just have the blueberry raspberry, and apple bran)
dude: so...those are the only ones you have?
(well, no but i'm withholding the magical ones all for myself. bwahahaha!)
me: yessir.
dude: oh. well. uh...i'll just have the blueberry if that's all you have
me: *facepalm*
hi! hi! i'm adorable! hi!
so this one isn't sucky in the least. in fact, quite adorable. a lady ordered, then pulled up to the window. sitting in her passenger seat was a full grown boxer. i greeted the lady, then greeted the boxer (i love dogs, what can i say). and the boxer...waved at me. lifted up his right paw and waved. cutest thing ever. i got a cup of whipped cream for him and his ears perked right up. started licking it up and got whipped cream all over his nose. tail wagging a mile a minute. as she pulled away, he started waving again. apparently he does it at the bank, too.
luckily i had few mishaps!
shake yo' groove thang
i understand that people are crazy. i get it. but i had lady yesterday who asked us to not shake her hot coffee. when i asked her to clarify, she said that she didn't like how mixed her drinks had been in the past. i said "well...when we pour the steamed milk on top of the shots in the bottom of the cup, it pretty much mixes itself..." she said that's what she wanted but the last few times she had come in her drink had been too mixed up. ergo shaken coffee...i don't get it.
i want what you don't have
(...) = my thoughts on the matter
me: thank you for stopping by sbux, what can we get started for you?
dude: yeah are the muffins on your menu the only one we have?
(...no, actually we have this super colossal muffin that gives whomever eats it magical powers and you'll be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes
me: yup. we just have the blueberry raspberry, and apple bran)
dude: so...those are the only ones you have?
(well, no but i'm withholding the magical ones all for myself. bwahahaha!)
me: yessir.
dude: oh. well. uh...i'll just have the blueberry if that's all you have
me: *facepalm*
hi! hi! i'm adorable! hi!
so this one isn't sucky in the least. in fact, quite adorable. a lady ordered, then pulled up to the window. sitting in her passenger seat was a full grown boxer. i greeted the lady, then greeted the boxer (i love dogs, what can i say). and the boxer...waved at me. lifted up his right paw and waved. cutest thing ever. i got a cup of whipped cream for him and his ears perked right up. started licking it up and got whipped cream all over his nose. tail wagging a mile a minute. as she pulled away, he started waving again. apparently he does it at the bank, too.
And then would have given me the "what did I do?" look
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