Orange juice with pulp without pulp...this will blow your mind

[blas]

At least she wasn't an Aquarius.

You'd end up going to her un-vaccuumed, unswept, undusted for months apartment but with the closets color coordinated and the shoes organized by the door and everything in a creative disorder.

[RetailWorkhorse]

That's like asking for a cheeseburger with no cheese...lol.

My grandmother does that whenever we used to go to Dairy Queen. They changed their menu before I moved and she couldn't find a "plain burger" so she asked if she could get the cheeseburger meal without cheese.

She could.

I was told by the same girl a little while before the menu change that people would specifically ask for a cheeseburger with no cheese....despite the plain hamburger being on the menu.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

People like that should just cook their own damn breakfast.

People like that have bigger problems than who is cooking their damn breakfast or how they are cooking it.

People like that need to be checked into some therapy by their caregivers.

Some folks just get off knowing people are going through all kinds of hassle on their behalf. It makes them feel important. Which I guess is better than feeling like a complete and total douche.

[mariamousie1]

So she wants you to take some pulp orange juice and strain it for her. Even though you have non-pulp orange juice all ready to go. Obviously she has no life and just wants to waste your time for her own amusement.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Come to think of it....isn't OJ with Pulp more acidic than OJ without Pulp? Maybe she liked really acidic OJ but... didn't.... like .....pulp?

........

I just hurt my head.

[flutes_and_fabric]

Come to think of it....isn't OJ with Pulp more acidic than OJ without Pulp? Maybe she liked really acidic OJ but... didn't.... like .....pulp?

........

I just hurt my head.

hehe, me too

[zzapp the witch]

blas: "At least she wasn't an Aquarius.

You'd end up going to her un-vaccuumed, unswept, undusted for months apartment but with the closets color coordinated and the shoes organized by the door and everything in a creative disorder."

Actually, I sweep and dust, but my closet is very unsorted. Creative disorder is a good term.

That said, I'm an Aquarius, and I'm better than all of you! muahahahaha

[HYHYBT]

Somebody here on CS, quite possibly on a previous site incarnation, said that one reason people order a "cheeseburger without cheese" is that a cheeseburger has mayo but a hamburger has mustard. Or maybe it was the other way around; either way, it didn't make a lot of sense.

[EricKei]

I once went to a small place somewhere in North Carolina called Cheeseburgers in Paradise (I don't think it's related to the Jimmy Buffet restaurant chain) -- They offer, as one of their choices, "Cheeseburger Without Cheese"

[42_42_42]

He always orders the cheese on the side cause he hates it.

Why doesn't he just order "no cheese"?

[RetailWorkhorse]

I once went to a small place somewhere in North Carolina called Cheeseburgers in Paradise (I don't think it's related to the Jimmy Buffet restaurant chain) -- They offer, as one of their choices, "Cheeseburger Without Cheese"

It's in Asheville, on the same road as the Mall (exit 44, though you can take exit 41 to get to it, too) and yes, it IS related to Jimmy Buffett's chain. I have the coaster to prove it. Went there for either mine and EQ's 20th or 21st birthday.

[Kristev]

I actually have Asperger's Syndrome, and I don't think that the SC had it. It's possible, but an Asperger's person will have a logic to our rituals. Now, if you'd asked her to explain why, and she went into a long diatribe, then yes, she'd probably have it.

But this, I would guess, is much more in line with OCD.

Then again, I'm just another libra. And the Queen of Swords is my signifier.

[RetailWorkhorse]

I must be the only one that can't understand the star-signs everyone keeps posting.

[Andara Bledin]

[QUOTE=Kristev;707542Then again, I'm just another libra. And the Queen of Swords is my signifier.[/QUOTE]
Oh, hey, you too?

I must be the only one that can't understand the star-signs everyone keeps posting.

Heh. You can get definitions for the astrological signs just about anywhere. Except at Wikipedia, which will just give you dry facts about dates and designations.

The additional signifier comment is related to tarot, where a person will sometimes use a card to signify themselves. Air signs are often aligned with the suit of swords (spades in modern playing cards).

^-.-^

[Pagan]

I don't think that this woman had any other disorder than being a bitch. Unfortunately, no treatment will help that. But karma eventually will....

Come to think of it....isn't OJ with Pulp more acidic than OJ without Pulp? Maybe she liked really acidic OJ but... didn't.... like .....pulp?

........

I just hurt my head.

Actually, it's orange juice from concentrate that has the high acidic level. Any of them. That's why I can't drink it anymore. Rips my stomach up and I wind up having to do a run of omeprazole to stop it. Thing is, that's the only thing that affects my stomach. In fact, chile seems to help. Weird.

Fresh-squeezed or oranges themselves don't bother me.