Wherein I Dispense Both Mercy And Wrath

[Jester]

Okay, so do they NOT have direct deposit for paychecks--excuse me, paycheques--in Canada?

[Gravekeeper]

Okay, so do they NOT have direct deposit for paychecks--excuse me, paycheques--in Canada?

They do but my old landlord liked rent in cash so I've always just draw a paycheque. Gonna switch it over to direct deposit now though, yeah. Not that it would have helped in this situation much. -.-

[WhiteWolf]

It has been a severely bad week for me, so excuse the shortness. -.-


I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat

Me: “Good evening, <company>”
SC: “Hi, is this the phone number that's been physically assaulting me?”

Oh, hello crazy lady. Been a while since your last check in. I actually haven’t heard from any of the regular crazies lately. I was beginning to worry. So, this phone number is assaulting you is it? Please, elaborate.


Me: “Excuse me?”
SC: “I’m not repeating myself.”

Then this will be a rather short conversation. Your initial statement was so bizarre I require an encore to determine if I heard it correctly. So that I can truly appreciate all the flavours of it’s lunacy.


Me: “I didn’t hear what you said”
SC: “Is this the number where someone has been physically hurting me from. That means my throat right now, I have a cold and sore throat.”

…and…this is my fault? Wait, let me get this straight. So you came down with a cold and sore throat, so you logically came to the conclusion that I’m a wizard?


Me: “…I don’t understand how a phone number could hurt you.”
SC: “Making me repeat something with a sore throat is not a kind thing to do. I’m asking a question.”

Neither is accusing me of Voodoo.

SC: “Why is someone hurting me and the baby, why am I being hurt all the time in the province of British Columbia by someone that’s pretending to be a kind person but isn’t. Why am I being hurt in a media sort of way using my information?”

Alright sooo….the media is out to get you and I’m a wizard?


Me: “I’m afraid I don’t understand.”
SC: “This isn’t over <click>”

Now now, should you really be threatening an all powerful wizard such as myself? If you think the cold is bad, I can cast Bigby's Unending Taint Sweat up to 6 times a day before I need to rest and re-memorize it.

That's a -10 penalty to Will saves involving "Any remaining hope for all of humanity", and a -2 penalty to my INT score for this amount of stupidity from the woman,, but you get a +4 bonus to Diplomacy checks from now on with me Grave for the DnD reference.

[jedimaster91]

I'd probably buy a skirt with this pattern. Depending on which solid color shirt it's paired with, you get 4 outfits in one!

Plaidman has evolved into PlaidWoman!

PlaidWoman has learned Scorn!

PlaidWoman has learned Chocolate Craving!

PlaidWoman has learned Not Tonight Dear I Have A Headache!

WIN!

[ShootMePlease]

Wow -

I can't see straight after looking at that !! What the hell, man

[Plaidman]

Plaidman has evolved into PlaidWoman!

PlaidWoman has learned Scorn!

PlaidWoman has learned Chocolate Craving!

PlaidWoman has learned Not Tonight Dear I Have A Headache!

Well done.

^-.-^

I <3 you RetailWorkhorse.

WIN!

So if I touch myself, does that mean I finally get a girlfriend?

[RetailWorkhorse]

So if I touch myself, does that mean I finally get a girlfriend?

Nope! It makes ya easy.

[Jester]

They do but my old landlord liked rent in cash so I've always just draw a paycheque. Gonna switch it over to direct deposit now though, yeah. Not that it would have helped in this situation much. -.-

I don't get it. What does the landlord's preferences have to do with how you get your work paycheck? Seriously, whether you get it via a hard check or direct deposit, if your landlord prefers cash, you still have to go to the bank. The difference between a hard check and direct deposit here is that DD is more likely to get you your money in the bank on a regular basis, with the check clearing that much quicker, so that you can get the cash for your landlord that much quicker.

I can't see straight after looking at that !!

Interesting the different tastes. You have trouble focusing after seeing it, and all I can imagine is Anna Paquin in a sundress of that material being soaked down by a garden hose!

[Gravekeeper]

I don't get it. What does the landlord's preferences have to do with how you get your work paycheck?

Getting my rent from my account is 2 days worth of ATM withdrawals. Getting my rent from a paycheque is 5 minutes at a 24-hour Money Mart.

Banks are not open on the hours I am typically conscious. ><

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Oh my God, that plaid is awesome!!!

I would totally wear that. As a super simple old-fashioned house dress, with orange ribbons in my hair and honkin-big safety-orange puddle-stomping boots. In public. My God, I'd look like the spawn of a Scotsman and a construction sign! How fun would that be!





uh....yeah. I'm weird like that. Sorry.

[Plaidman]

Oh my God, that plaid is awesome!!!

I would totally wear that. As a super simple old-fashioned house dress, with orange ribbons in my hair and honkin-big safety-orange puddle-stomping boots. In public. My God, I'd look like the spawn of a Scotsman and a construction sign! How fun would that be!





uh....yeah. I'm weird like that. Sorry.

You do live in Portland. We're all like that. That being said, if you do, I wanna see it at Pioneer Square.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Aaaah, Pioneer Square. The place to go parade all your fashion experiments.

[dalesys]

...My God, I'd look like the spawn of a Scotsman and a construction sign! How fun would that be!...

Weel, the sign was a cheep date...

[Andara Bledin]

Nope! It makes ya easy.

Ouch!

Getting my rent from my account is 2 days worth of ATM withdrawals. Getting my rent from a paycheque is 5 minutes at a 24-hour Money Mart.

Out of curiosity, how much did the money mart charge?

^-.-^