I have a confession to make: I carry "Wet Ones" in my bag, for many reasons. Wiping down the toilet seat (if I wasn't the last janitor to clean it) when I'm in public is one of them.
Someone thought I was quite strange, hearing the wrappings opening and rattle, and see me dropping something on the floor (only temporarily so I could actually begin using the bathrooms.) Actually, I think he was security and thought I was a thief. Thankfully, I still had my receit in my pocket. So when I came out, showed the receit, then I explained that, "Oh, I carry alcohol pads around and wipe down the seat before I . . ."
"Say no more. That's actually pretty clever. I'll have to suggest that to my wife. She's kind of phobic, too."
"Can you blame her?" That was that.
Someone thought I was quite strange, hearing the wrappings opening and rattle, and see me dropping something on the floor (only temporarily so I could actually begin using the bathrooms.) Actually, I think he was security and thought I was a thief. Thankfully, I still had my receit in my pocket. So when I came out, showed the receit, then I explained that, "Oh, I carry alcohol pads around and wipe down the seat before I . . ."
"Say no more. That's actually pretty clever. I'll have to suggest that to my wife. She's kind of phobic, too."
"Can you blame her?" That was that.
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