The way an SC celebrates Christmas

[noone]

Santa Claus was based off of Saint Nicolas, from the southern part of Turkey (it wasn't Turkey yet) so yeah, he's always gonna be white, he was based off of a real guy!

Sorry, minor pet peeve.

Imagine what would happen if you told them the only reason Christmas was in December was because the Catholic church was trying to convert Pagans and make them stop celebrating Saturnalia...

[Mr.Customer]

Santa Clause is a Vampire, that should be obvious.

-He can enter the house via a chimney flue, despite his size. Note that Vampire can change into fog or small bats and enter the same way.

-He does his work during the night, Santa can't take the sunlight just like a vampire

-He can only enter a home if he is invited, that is why all good little children write him letters inviting him into their homes. Didn't we teach our children not to take candies from strangers for this reason?!?

-He stalks his victims, just like vampires do, how else does he know you are naughty or nice? And the preternatural hearing and sight that vampires have is just perfect for this.

-Apparently he can fly?

-He has a sled team of reigndeer that can run all night long, covering huge distances at incredible speeds without tiring or needing to reast. Other vampires have had similair animals pulling their carraiges, take Dracula who had a team of such horses that were infused with his vampiric blood

-Like other vampires of note, he has enthralled minions, often supernatural in nature. Santa has elfs (supernatural creatures)

The correlation is obvious. Santa is a vampire. Santa gets permission to enter everyone's houses, so under the guise of leaving gifts (cheap trinkets made by his enthralled minions) to drink the blood of innocent children around the world. After gorging himself he then returns to his grave and sleeps untill he thirsts again and rises to gorge once a year.

HOW DARE YOUR STORE PROMOTE VAMPIRISM!!!

[Andara Bledin]

-He can enter the house via a chimney flue, despite his size. Note that Vampire can change into fog or small bats and enter the same way.

I was about to say that he couldn't be a vampire because he can enter houses without being invited, but... would the stockings and the milk and cookies be considered a non-verbal invitation?

^-.-^

[Pagan]

Santa Clause is a Vampire, that should be obvious.

As long as he's not a sparkly, vegetarian, environmentally-conscious vampire, we're good.

[XCashier]

Santa Clause is a Vampire, that should be obvious.

Heh! I've said that Santa Claus is a Time Lord, and the sleigh is his disguised TARDIS. How else can he haul around enough gifts for kids around the world, not to mention getting them all delivered in one night? Oh, and he doesn't enter through the chimney; he uses his Sonic Screwdriver to pick the door lock.

[RootedPhoenix]

Heh! I've said that Santa Claus is a Time Lord, and the sleigh is his disguised TARDIS. How else can he haul around enough gifts for kids around the world, not to mention getting them all delivered in one night? Oh, and he doesn't enter through the chimney; he uses his Sonic Screwdriver to pick the door lock.

I LOVE YOU for this. Makes sense to me!

[Pagan]

Heh! I've said that Santa Claus is a Time Lord, and the sleigh is his disguised TARDIS. How else can he haul around enough gifts for kids around the world, not to mention getting them all delivered in one night? Oh, and he doesn't enter through the chimney; he uses his Sonic Screwdriver to pick the door lock.

Oooh, how 'bout a vampire Time Lord?